A simple test to find out if you can use the “I’m not racist, I hate everyone” excuse:

Are you Don Rickles?

If yes, then you can use the “I’m not racist, I hate everyone” excuse.

If no, you cannot use the “I’m not racist, I hate everyone” excuse.
 

To be fair, he spent most of his career with the Knicks. He didn’t even know what a chip was. 

“We have an unstable superstar prone to anger management issues. Who should we bring in this year to help him out?”

Their to-do list that night:

I think his problem is that he no longer does what he was good at. He was kind of the first blogger to cover sports from a fan’s perspective for a large audience. But when you get to cover the Super Bowl for ESPN, and when you’re watching and blogging about the NCAA tournament while Jalen Rose sits in your house, when…

Nobody noticed because it didn’t happen.

I can’t belive Phil Jackson would imply that LeBron’s Inner Circle are Bad Boys.

“I would hate it if my friends and I were called a posse”

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

“Dr. Carson feels he has no government experience, he’s never run a federal agency. The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the presidency.”

How do they know to stand on soft 17? Casinos just know shit.

It’s the equivalent of somebody telling you that if you flip two coins, you have a 25% chance of getting HH. Then if you get two heads in a row, shouting about how wrong they were.

Hello: Environmental sciences person here. Fish kills like this seem to disturb people but its not that uncommon and happens in usually more boring ways, like a bunch of tree debris or something falls into a stream after storm and uses up all the oxygen in the decay process, turning the water body hypoxic until it…

The rest of Phil’s quote kinda shows his hand. He praised the posse for their “incredible athleticism” and complimented how “well-spoken” they were.

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…

I’m gonna repeat what I said above: I’m gonna Godwin you here: did any Jewish voters who didn’t vote when Hitler was elected forfeit the right to complain when they were sent to the gas chamber? Not voting to stop Trump was a mistake, and it’s fine to point that out. But let’s not pat ourselves on the back too hard…

Call me old fashioned...but I don’t think one needs to flash an “I voted” sticker” before freely expressing their thoughts.

Question about Bush...He’s not allowed to comment on anything related to the President for 4 years, right? That’s what you’re saying.

What about writing oneself in, like my dumbass co-worker did.…

The people fetishizing the national anthem are causing me to lose whatever respect I had for it in the first place. If your barometer on patriotism is whether or not you stand for a fucking song then maybe you just don’t understand the point behind America in the first place.

This is like my protest of NFL games which only lasts for thursday nights