This is the best burn since saving private ryan- Bill Simmons

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

Team Doctor: Gronk! How many fingers am I holding?

You know what would have made this more powerful? If they HADN’T LET TRUMP HOST AN ENTIRE SHOW LAST YEAR

Queens IS one of the most diverse places on Earth, but isn’t that part of the problem? The majority of Trump voters don’t live in places with dope Ethiopian and Georgian restaurants right next to each other; they live in places where Applebee’s is the hot spot

What do you call two people who use the rhythm method?

This. Anyone who thinks that Bernie would’ve done better in this election than Hillary is really fucking stupid.

The two main explanations I have heard for this upset are 1:“but it’s because of disfranchisement right now” and 2: “people wanted change, and Trump represented that.”

I wouldn’t have seen this story had it not been for that skateboarder. Doing the Lord’s work.

Yup. These are my viewer.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

That’s cold, they wouldn’t even consider every other wednesday?

Dude literally only follows porn accounts. That’s about right, actually.

Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

Yea I was confused too. Then I realized that Tiffany in the Mercedes has been dealing with her husbands kids, Taylor and Brantley, and she’s had enough of this shit. I mean, how was she supposed to know that they stopped carrying the asparagus infused water at her location?

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

Pro Tip: Don’t Google “stuffed Filipino teen” for additional video of the game.

It’s too bad you hate America and our freedom to protest. Perhaps you would be more comfortable in Russia?

Think he should skip footwear all together and focus exclusively on helmet manufacturing.