Yeah, crazy how he became more successful than somebody who authored such gems as:

There’s no existing tool to prosecute them as such - that’s the only point I’m making. They don’t get waterboarded and dumped into GitMo and shit. The fact that the FBI investigates and co”terrorist” threats shouldn’t be news to anybody. That’s been going on forever.

No. It LITERALLY does NOT!

I agree with most of what you’re saying. They’ll end whatever vestige of democracy there is before giving up power. And, if the uprising gets even further, they’ll kill us all, including themselves before losing. They’d sooner drop a nuke than abdicate power.But, if you set that part of the argument aside for a…

They do this because of the east coast bias in sports media culture.

a-Gwen and a-Gwen!

“Every athlete competing at the 2019 Pan-American Games commits to terms of eligibility, including to refrain from demonstrations that are political in nature,”

So, will you be able to do this on 2K? ...Asking for the bros upset about their inclusion in the game who may change their tune if they knew you could punch women.

We listened to S-Town. Geez, what more do you want?

“Now their solution is too often just dumping the ball to Kevin Durant at the elbow and hoping he can bake someone in the midrange.”

You know - I owe you an apology, man. My inclination, upon reading your first few exchanges, was to opine about the halcyon days of Deadspin, before Hogan and the like, when somebody with your level of wit and self-awareness hadn’t even the slightest chance of getting out of the grays. But, you proved me wrong, young…

Clearly, this is correct. The only thing I’ll note is that some of the mistakes here may be driven in part by connotation and not entirely by ignorance. For especially a male writer to make what many may consider to be a pedantic point about the legal classification of the crime and say, “well, actually that’s not…

You wear a shooting sleeve, compression shorts, and a headband to pick-up basketball games, don’t you?

First off, I do agree that Mike Diaper is great. It’s all in the cadence. It’s not win-it-all great though.

That ridicluous Manny run netted 3.5 WAR in 53 games, which is pretty sweet, admittedly. I’d just like throw this out there, for context. Mike Trout averages 3.16 WAR per 53 games for his entire career thus far. 

Lebron doesn’t owe anybody anything. He’s an empoloyee who is allowed to choose who employs him. Cavs fans, however, owe any quotient of joy they’ve experienced since 2003 entirely to Lebron. 

By the logic of the drunk woman asking to be raped, wouldn’t the drunk man here be asking to assault somebody and go to jail?

It’s hard to say whether the “Shy Trump Voter” theory is correct. There’s certainly logical merit to it, but there’s “evidence” against it as well.

I think it’s worth considering how we define “significant.”

Agree. Pro-sex feminism has pretty much been exclusively accepted for white women. Madonna was empowering; Lil Kim was a vulgar whore. That’s another example.