It’s like you can’t even count on quality officiating in Guatemala’s 3rd division anymore smh

I’m barely wanting to watch people row fast boats, so why would I watch people row slow ass flat bottoms?

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

Everybody tells me it’s cargo shorts.

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

I get it. Obviously you are referring to the unfortunate alignment of their jersey numbers.... 3 x 23 = 69.

Yeaaaahhh. “I’ll only have 1 drink” is easy to say, but if I have 1 drink, I’m twice as likely to two drinks. The problem there is if I have two drinks, I’m four times as likely to have three drinks. And if I have three drinks, well, exponents are a bitch.

No, it’s not about being “regulated by feelings.” If that is the only thing you got out of that, it almost isn’t worth going further, but in the interest of discourse, I will.

Terrell Owens does.

Let’s get one goddamn thing straight: You don’t care in the least about the people of Iraq or Libya. You’re welcome to condemn Hillary for voting in favor of the war as well as her decision to intervene in Libya; as matters of policy, sure, you can object to those choices (and to be clear, I absolutely agree that they…

Things were downright woeful 10 years ago

Must be hard living up to the unreasonable standard of excellence set by Padres teams past

“lazy assholes”

I wonder what other boxers think of this? I mean maybe someone could send this article to Mayweather to see if he has any comment oh wait nevermind.

Well if we don’t get to watch the big Turkey-Morocco fight what’s even the fucking point of having the Olympics?

Not very diplomatic if you ask me.

Libertarians are just as bad. But, you know, they’ll let you smoke weed, I guess, so that you’re not so bummed as the entire country morphs into whatever it is that Kansas and Louisiana and Oklahoma are these days....

“...but the sailboat is tremendous. Its the largest, most amazing and luxurious sailboat. I’ve know of other sailboats. People say great things about this mine. It’s huge. Tremendous. vLook. Ivanka looks great on it by the way. Tremendous.....Bikini.....So hot. She’s got the kind of body that should be in…

I think what explains Donald Trump is that he has no sense of long term consequences for his actions or his statements. The book that took him from random real estate developer to pop culture reference was “The Art of the Deal,” not say, “The Art of the Stable, Viable Long Term, and Profitable Deal that Yields Steady…