Is the grocer Papi Lebatard?

I don’t return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in.

Lets get one thing straight: Holding a hot dog over a campfire is not fucking “BBQ”.

That’s because no one who uses Excel has an important job.
I use excel every day. Also...notice what I’m doing right now.

“Stewed donkey hoof, if prepared correctly, is delicious and can be used to plug holes in your donkey-skin tent if you leave it in the burn barrel for a good 2 hours.”

Not a visor #highlighttruther

Ken Rosenthal is reporting on the Olympics??

Comparing your “sport” to the hobby of golf does not strengthen your argument.

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?

That’s nothing. Byron Scott has neither seen nor heard of a tre in YEARS.

Reports of Missing Mason Jar Coaches Hoping to Preserve Upcoming Pigskin Season

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I thought a Draymond Green dick pic was just a photo of Draymond Green.

Smart move. I know everybody thinks they’re gonna play forever, but it’s never too early to start angling for a job as an analyst at ESPN once his career is over.

he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults

The strategy has worked, I have increased my lifetime clicks on NDSU stories by infinity percent.

What happened to dust in baseball?

Ironic, since it is probably the only Bowl that Michigan can aspire to.