I didn’t know Herbert Kornfeld went food shopping.

My thought on all of this stuff is that if you really like ‘em, go for it. But, if you don’t, I’m not sure I see the benefit. This is the “just stick the tip in” approach to healthy snacking, and we all know how well that works out.

“Not so; it’s Snap-Up?” - Ivan Lendl

Please tell us more about your life. I’d be happy to tell you what you do and don’t deserve to be proud of and celebrate.

I think the lesson here is that when you have a bad experience - and this goes beyond “bad experience” - you should complain to the manager on site. This couple’s outage was justified and I highly doubt their intention was to punish the servers. I also don’t feel like it one’s obligation or anything to know how the…

+1 - it’s not laugh out loud funny, but it’s just so god damn perfect!

Also in pink for Breast Cancer Awareness

I can’t wait. Fuck it, I can’t wait!!!!!

It’s more cities need to act in their own best interest ,

I think he has an argument for worst national game announcer. Most of the really annoying guys are announcers for teams, and their chief offense is often blatant homerism, like Haw Harrelson or the Celtric broadcast team. There are some pretty bad national announcers too, but Reggie is up there. What kicks Reggie up a…

The Heartbeats by Dre collection will be available by Christmas?

I think the owners and leagues are morally wrong for extorting cities, but they were being smart.

Actually, I take that statement to imply the inverse. Basically, Tom Brady was asked a simple and direct question and he chose to give a vague non-answer. So, to make an example out of how dumb this was, we will take the most literal interpretation of his words, and by doing so it will highlight how vapid a non-answer…

+1 map

+1 ...I suspect this one went over a lot of peoples’ heads.

If that seat remained empty on a weekly basis the scalper would stop purchasing it and the Redskins would be left trying to sell it to someone else, hopefully unsuccessfully.

“Additionally, it’s unfair to ask players to finance their own water usage.”

One theory I’ve heard is competing sponsors don’t want the financial information out because it allows them to keep contracts low.”

Wow - Gawker commenters are extremely young, white, and suburban.

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to [date videos] so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have videos and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, Cleveland, and uh, the Austin, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here…