I certainly do.

Do you think he knows he looks like a spoiled brat?

How the hell don’t you use mustard instead of mayo for ham?

Do people who are only celebrities on Deadspin count? U. of Iowa?

Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground!

The distinction is more prevalent in those old enough to have been a fan when the Mets and Jets shared a stadium. I’m Mets/Giants myself.

I often go to these kinds of things with my mother and my father-in-law, because it’s a pretty good option for spending quality time with your parents, comparatively... and on paper. These things almost always suck though, IMO.

A little harsh, but I tend to agree. A friend of mine hit it pretty successfully as a model for a few years in the late 90s/early 00s, and got me into a bunch of these kinds of affairs (sometimes on the guest list, sometimes not). Some of them were pretty awesome, but most of them kinda sucked to be honest. Highlight…

Damn. beat me to it.

I think calling him a brain surgeon is a bit harsh, after all, he is able to at least articulate coherent thoughts, which are likely true.

Are we sure that’s him? I mean, the guy in the video got a rebound.

That’s a bit of a narrow distinction though. Not considering how your actions affect others is something that exists under the umbrella of jerk-dom. If it’s crowded, take it off totally. If it’s moderate, at least sling it off one arm and tuck it. If it’s empty, do whatever the fuck you want.

Signs that you are not really an adult include the conscious consideration of whether you project yourself to others as sufficiently adult.

So, in a few months, I’m leaving my job and transitioning over to an independent consulting model. I’m planning to take a few months off before ramping things up because, yeah - not working is nice. But, I don’t expect that I’ll spend a whole lot of time with friends and family that I wouldn’t have were I working,…

That’s the business model/marketing template of our entire society.

“We’ve been calling for them to send him to Double-A all year”

Nats manager is a job that hasn’t been run competently ever since Brandon defected to the Beach Club.

Right. That’s kind of where I netted out too.

Yes and no, IMO.

For sure.