From Shakespeare's "Antony and Cleopatra" (1606):

1. "True facts"; 2. random Capitalization; 3. ALL CAPS!!! Yawn

@KayKins: Yep, "true fact" is one of my all-time favorites on the internets.

Soundest advice ever received on the internet?: When someone writes "true fact," they really have no idea what is being discussed.

Henceforth, "going Galt" shall be known as "going Baio" (or "goin' Chachi").

This t-shirt is the fashion equivalent of a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.

Avant-garde snuggie?

@kissmyarchetype: Aristotle agrees.

Steampunk comes to Israel (at last!). #sderot

Future Jezebels—Afghanistan Bureau?

How Drudge looks in his own imagination.

@Razzle Dazzle: You know Bai Ling has her own "style" when you can spot which one is her picture with a quick, glazed look over the thumbnails.

Last night on the MBTA (Redline) I was sitting directly across from a Lindsay-Sam knock-off brand couple, right down to the red hair and sweet sneakers. It was hypnotic, and so wanted to take a picture (but would never dare). How did they find each other?

I swear that years ago Gavin and the guys at VICE did a photo shoot with a proto-HYN crew. Does anyone else remember this, or am I misremembering things?

Should be "Ruh-Roh."

@I_can_still_pitch: Yep, looked her up on Wiki. She does lots of neat stuff. Resolve to post fewer lame comments. Sorry.

Could someone remind me again who Lily Allen is and what she does (or did recently)? She pops up here all the time but the only thing I remember is a song called "Shine" (maybe). Is she a style icon? Did she tell someone off? Did she write something ingeniously snark-tastic? Why do the Jezebels love her so? (The…

@thecameralovesyou: When I was home in Edmonton for the holidays they has a New Year's Day IASIP marathon on Showcase. Perfect hangover cure. That was my introduction to it.

Won't somebody please think of the racial transcendence. Oops, I mean "the children."