But what about Cocoa Krispies? I think the Cocoa Krispies milk would be better than the Cocoa Puffs due to the increased overall surface area of the smaller krispies over the puffs.

In the long run this will make you much happier than complaining about it.

if by therapy you mean smoking a big fatty of some good herb and maybe a stiff drink before dinner next time so that you can let go of your inhibitions and laugh hysterically at their inane conversation and maybe mock them a little bit till they feel stupid enough to quiet down, then yeah that’s a good call... 

I’m married to a physician who loves to regale us with gross medical stories at the dinner table. This delights our children and disgusts me, so it’s a win-win for her.

OK, I’ve reformatted the story so the grades aren’t on a new paragraph. Let’s see if that helps.

When compared to Frosted Flakes, the ceiling gets raised.

Tell the wait staff it’s your birthday so a bunch of people come sing at your table. Then tell the wait staff it’s your anniversary. Then tell the wait staff it’s your husband’s birthday. Lo and behold, it's your husband's anniversary too! 

Both of these are great ideas, but I’m really partial to any solution that involves weaponized shellfish. 

It is known.

Cocoa Pebbles yields much more delicious and superior cereal milk than Cocoa Puffs. It is known.

I prefer the middle-ground approach of walking over, upending their table, and screaming “SHUT UP MOTHERFUCKERS”.

Joining in the conversation is the route I’d take, but you have to be at least a little gregarious and, honestly, I don’t know if it would work as well for a woman, especially a woman joining a blatantly misogynist conversation. There’s also the concern that jerks might get even louder, more obnoxious, and potentially…

I’d order something with a hard shell that’s difficult to crack, like lobster or crab, and then act real uncoordinated as you try to crack one open and ‘accidentally’ fling a crab leg at him.

Gee, I Wonder What People Will Look At In Google’s New VR Web Browser

Did congress ever take action against Equifax?

30 minutes? You watch the whole video??

You made me spit out my coffee laughing, you asshole.

The Grinch’s penis grew three sizes that day!