Ew.

Thanks! Wave when you see me, I’ll be the one leaving a trail of bloody footprints.

I read the whole thing this morning. I am stunned that he managed to keep the con up for as long as he did, considering how careless he was with all the people who knew about it.

Excellent, I’ll start walking now.

This is quite possibly the silliest, saddest, and best story of organized crime in fucking history. It would make one hell of a heist movie:

I’ve always had a difficult time with the pain scale. I spent some years of my childhood going through a number of surgeries due to painful issues I was born with. I also suffer from debilitating cramps during my cycle. I do know some of those cramps are so bad I can’t even walk or cry out— I just lay there kind of…

Rule 34 is alive and well. 

I’m sure it’s hard on the voters as well.

Aye, the situation is getting pretty hairy to handle

Being thirsty for Bigfoot is unusual, but not bad. Hanging out with white supremacists is bad, but not unusual.

First of all, fuck these cops and fuck their lawyer. There is no justification whatsoever for shooting someone in the back. He was running away there was no threat. Even if he did have a gun, it wasn’t out, there was no threat and finding it after the fact doesn’t make anyone a threat. You have concealed carry permits…

I’ll compare the pain from my infected tooth to labor any day. I legitimately wanted to rip it out with a pair of pliers.

Exactly.

Seems that their defense is that possession of a firearm justifies execution. The NRA should watch themselves.

While I generally loathe smart phones and the effect they’ve had on society, this is one way in which they’ve been a huge benefit. Twenty years ago it would have been “she said / she said.” Now, with everyone carrying around a tiny movie camera, there’s irrefutable evidence of this crap—and, more and more often, conseq…

So saltines can act an entire ass because their pumpkin latte was a little too spicy or whatever the hell it is they whine about when screaming for the manager and that’s totally okay. But when black people want decent service they’re just being uppity negros that they think deserve everything. Okay, bruh. I see you…

I really hope this is a bad attempt at trolling the restuarant . . .

Thank god there’s video now or white people will insist even more that shit like this doesn’t happen.

as an irishwoman, i 100% concur.

My perfect summer body is Potato. My perfect winter body is also Potato. Cuz potatoes are the shit.