Reluctant upvote. 

Fair enough. Everyone knows that real Christian churn their own lube. 

Eh, they probably just need to save the money for important things, like semi-automatic weapons.

i think this has more to do with those being economically disadvantaged spending less at the grocery store and they also happen to be more likely to be more religious

Yup. They use that false piety and self-denial to fuel their rage so they can go home and beat their kids.

Bad news for the zero people affected by this recall.

The title is misleading, it should say they are less likely to make impulse buys. The article specifically mentions religious people being less likely to buy a magazine. Are we really counting a magazine as part of a grocery bill simply because it was purchased at a grocery store? If you take magazines, condoms, lube,…

The “break a bill” argument falls squarely apart when they charge you $5.47 after tax. And every. single. person. knows. it.  So past the bullshit, maybe it’s just a good marketing ploy.

I swear I’m not trying to be PC here, but Trump is not a pussy. Pussies are tough as shit, and most dudes recoil in horror when we tell them what we have to do for an annual visit to the gyno, much less birthing an actual human. Trump is a scrote, or scrotum. He’s ugly, got spotty hair, somehow thinks he’s really…

Not gonna lie-that burrito looks kinda amazing. I’m sure it taste terrible as its from the Cheesecake factory but still!

(They know Ben & Jerry’s isn’t actually sinful, right?)

Not with that attitude.

HA. Yes, do want. Is the crowd funding part for our bail and subsequent attorney bills? Or do you mean more like flash mob activism?

Sounds like a job for crowd funding.

You know at best that would be a fake news coloring book.

Hey Captain Midnight!: There are new developments! Teh baby’s mother was arrested for first degree murder! Apparenlty, his LILY WHITE MOTHER MURDERED HER OWN BABY.

Have been doing dbl-take last few days. In my mind’s eye, the ‘real’ Sean Spicer is the Melissa McCarthy version on SNL. This guy just seems to be a fake & shady doppelgänger.

Prosecutors said because the teacher never made physical contact with the student, it couldn’t convince a jury that the student felt threatened by the teacher’s gesture.

“Prosecutors said because the teacher never made physical contact with the student, it couldn’t convince a jury that the student felt threatened by the teacher’s gesture.”

So this crummy teacher will be paid to stay at home for 3 months AND then the school board will figure out what to do with him? Yeah, that will put the fear of God in him, betcha by golly wow!