Yep. Right here in Ohio crops wither and die on the vine because there are no immigrants to pick them. And all that fat white garbage screaming about them thar damn immergints takin’ er jobs are suddenly nowhere to be found.

Once the summer is over and the US farmers are ruined due to Trump’s trade war, there will be big problems in the USA. From a Canadian, you’re definitely in trouble. I see US produce and products just sitting on the shelves, with Canadians refusing to buy American.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

Oh, snap!

losing a liquor license is a death sentence for any entertainment establishment.

Yes, because the person serving drinks at any bar is definitely the license-holder of record for that bar.

We’re going to have to agree to disagree - I like my burgers the way I like my steaks - rare

Well, I guess it would depend on where you live and what the minimum wage is, but let’s see- if we go with $11/hr (the minimum where I live), that’s $440/week, so you’d need to rob 22 people a week of $20 to meet the minimum wage, or about four and a half people a day. Of course, that’s all tax-free, presumably, so…

I had assumed that was what every Trump loving woman wanted. The more you know.

Highlighting chiefly the stupidity of state liquor licensing laws.  

The service there really is terrible. I tried ordering a Black and Tan, but the bartender said they refused to serve those. So, I tried ordering a Negroni, but he said they couldn’t serve those either. Then I ordered a White Russian, and Vladimir Putin appeared by my side and wouldn’t leave. Finally, I tried ordering…

You are not the only one! It’s just me and my hubby, not a lot of dishes. And my mom drilled in me that you don’t start the dish washer until it is FULL (easier said than done when there are two, not four, people in the home. We run out of plates and bowls before the dishwasher gets full).

You get a star for the cheese comment...and I am stealing it.

Are you me?  People are the worst.  I can’t believe someone did that to a wood board.  If I’m ever at your place, I’ll respect your freaking space like an adult.

Compassionate Conservative = Conservatively Compassionate

Ahhh, yes, that’s the America I recognize :/

#AllLivesMatter Amiright?