O, we got paid for chores, it was called room and board! lol

My mother made my lunch all the way through high school to make sure I was getting a nutritious lunch... and she wasn’t one to coddle (I started doing my own laundry when I was 8 or 9).

Yea, except you shouldn’t have to get an invasive surgery because some old douche bag wants to force you to give birth if your contraceptive fails.

Well, I suppose Billy-Bob can have as many guns as he’d like as long as I get to retain ownership of my uterus.

Can we airlift out those of us who aren’t batshit crazy Christublicans?

Yea, except helping someone afford contraceptive/abortions is a hell of a lot cheaper than helping them keep a child they can’t afford from starving to death. Also, roe v wade reduced incarceration rates, which saves taxpayer dollars. So, even from a financial standpoint, spend a little to save a lot.

I honestly don’t think anything at all could satisfy them. I think religion implies so much need. The need to be special, the need to be better than, the need more than life itself. Nothing can satisfy someone with a deity sized hole in their existence.

Money.

I’m sick of burgers I can’t even fit my mouth around to take a bite. Team thin burgers are better.

Yep. It’s basically like sales tax - sure, it’s not on the sticker price, but you have to pay it at the register. Tipping only has to do with service if you want to tip above 15-20%. 

What is it with all these idiots who think stiffing the server or delivery person is the way to say f you to management? Yea, sure, punish the person who has no control over the situation because you’re too much of a p*ssy to say something to the manager.

Yea... except he lost the popular vote. Our “democracy” is more than a little f*cked.

Na, they’ll use contraceptive or get abortions. Rules against that are only for the “others” and if they have an unwanted pregnancy there’ll be a million excuses about why their situation is different.

Do I want to ask what that is?

“It’s disheartening,” she said. “Basically, we now all date one another...”

Eh, I’m not a big fan of the plastic waste of using the tampons I use, but I’ve purchased the cardboard ones before and it’s like... shoving a hard piece of cardboard into your vagina. I’ll stick with the gentle glide thank you very much.

Yea, that’s basically been all of human history....

I think the answer to that is generally, both.

Because regular almond milk tastes like water with some dirt in it?

Peanut cheese sounds very disturbing...