Working at Wendy’s as a stoner was awesome. You can make so much good food there because the kitchen is stocked with, you know, real food.

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The biggest assholes always seem to be the most sensitive. It’s almost like they’re mentally and emotionally immature or something.

Huh, around me I think 2am is the latest open time I’ve seen for a wendys. They are pretty cheap, but taco bell is “linty change from the bottom of your pocket” cheap.

Close.

My jaw hurts just reading Now & Later.

Please feel free to send all of your pinks to me.

People don’t openly advertise that they’re an asshole because they DON’T want to get a response out of the people around them. I bet you MAGA hat loved the attention.

Yea, in NY you can always get to a deli, and if the deli is closed most gas stations throughout the state make a better sub than subway.

Wendy’s isn’t open 24hrs, and also costs a bit more than taco bell. I can see why they didn’t make the top of the stoner list even though they’re a superior fast food chain.

I always thought that, have never been a huge fan, but lately their advertising game has been so on that I find myself craving that garbage from time to time.

Why bother having subs, that allegedly come with very specific ingredients, if I have to instruct the employee how to construct it after ordering it by name?

So, not only are they a sh*tty person, but they’re also too stupid to realize they’ll be an unemployed sh*tty person if they don’t at least pretend to be half decent around the customers.

Eh, personally I think 5" could go either way on the enjoyment vs disappointment scale, but I’ve never taken a tape measure to a guy pre-coitus, so maybe I’m overestimating 5". 

Yea... my coworkers can’t figure out the child safety mechanism on the hot side of the water cooler, I’m happier knowing they aren’t allowed to bring weapons to work.

I mean... how often is a shooter not a white guy? Maybe 2 out of 50?

Well, not small (if used well), but definitely just enough.

I work close enough to the bathroom in an office building to tell you that the majority of people don’t even bother rinsing.

True... though I ate a LOT back when I was doing trees for a living. Like, carry around a bag of PB&J sandwiches, 3 servings of dinner, a lot and couldn’t keep the lbs on. When I was fabricating I ate probably 5 meals a day and I had to go out of my way to gain 5lbs one month because I got too light to operate the…

If you have 3 part time jobs, you aren’t necessarily working enough hours at any one of them to get the legally required breaks. Also, NY isn’t the only place in the world...