Eh, on a burger? Seems a little too soft... I’d say burgers are best medium rare to medium (though occasionally I do like a burnt one, but burnt fairly quickly so it doesn’t dry out). Save rare/medium rare for steaks.

Damn you paint quite a picture.

I was wondering that myself... if 90% of the population has the virus, how in the hell can you really tell if it’s contributing to the disease?

Solving immigration is a problem for better minds than my own, but we should all be able to agree that internment camps for children is not in any way shape or form anything resembling an acceptable f*cking solution.

Haha, I count that as exercise... at least the kind that makes you awkwardly sweaty ;)

Unfortunately us American citizens can’t afford to buy off our government. Perhaps if we all stopped paying our income taxes and avoided purchases that have sales tax as much as humanly possible they might realize who truly pays the bills?

Truly the land of the free.

That is wonderful.

The upside is these people out themselves. Lots of pictures.

*weeping heavy crocodile tears* “It’s just been so hard to find work since they started hiring blacks and women too... They even want to make as much money as me! How am I supposed to get a woman if she’s not pregnant and earning a waitress salary?!?!”

Apparently the right to have dominion over women and minorities... “How am I supposed to get ahead if I have competition in the workforce?”

I’m sure he’s already on it.

No wondering necessary. There is absolutely nothing on facebook worth paying for.

Ahh, the good old days

Who grabs their daughters hips lie that!?!?! See how she pulls away? Girl has been avoiding bad daddy touches for a long time!

It hurt to star that almost as much as it hurt to read it.

I dunno... thundercunt sounds too fun for her. I’d go with sandyvag.

Another trick for making your hole drilling easier, you can wrap masking tape around your drill at the depth you want (a decently fat ring) and then you can move faster without worrying about drilling too far. Kind of a drill bit jig.

Adding shelving to a my linen closet and cleaning closet definitely made life a lot better. Linen closet is just a few shelves, but the cleaning closet has several shelves, a bag-o-bags holder, and one of those racks for brooms and such.

Haha, I guess I’d suffer through it from time to time. Meat is just too good to live without. Though, growing up in a poor family of 5, I generally have pretty small servings of meat anyway. I didn’t realize anyone ever ate an entire steak until I was in my mid twenties, we always split one between the 5 of us.