I feel like salt/pepper need to be on the table at diners and “bar fare” establishments because most places leave the eggs/fries unsalted these days so people can decide how much they want personally. Frufy high end places? Get that crap outta there. Don’t waste your money on good food if all you want to taste is salt.

Back when I was 16 and working at Wendy’s there was a man who was regularly invading my personal space and asking me things like if I’d like to “play the skin flute.” Being 16 and having not quite yet learned the art of telling scum bags to f*ck off, I didn’t really know what to do. I talked to a manager, he knew the…

Yea, who gives a sh* what the cookie is called? BUT, if I say, “hey, can I get 3 gingerbread men”, it’s a bit douchey to say “o, well we actually call them gingerbread persons in this establishment.” ... dude, just give me the cookies, I don’t care.

I kind of have trouble believing that part. I mean, who drops evidence of illegal activity onto the floor next to them while they’re being recorded? Also, you’d think the republicunt would have jumped all over it if the person she was harassing was doing drugs in the bathroom.

“Women have enough to worry about when they are by them selves.”

and have the locks have those “occupied” “unoccupied” indicators so it’s easy to tell if there’s already someone in there. The genitalia of a stranger in a closed stall is the absolute least of my concerns when using a public restroom.

I’ll assume you’re right for a moment. Why on earth do you care what bathroom they pee in? Seriously. The only thing I care about in public restrooms is how clean they are and if there’s TP in the stall.

The father should be charged with criminal negligence or something for leaving his guns accessible to a minor.

Although I agree with you about it being rude to force smells and fumes upon others (be they smoke or perfumes or BO), weed is probably one of the best smells you could find yourself randomly walking through in the city.

Yea... I’m double where I was at 5 years ago (more if you count benefits).... Though, when you’re living paycheck to paycheck and have dependents it can be incredibly difficult to take the chances necessary to find better employment. It’s hard to bootstrap when you’re wearing flipflops.

O, definitely down for chugging room temp in the middle of the night, but the vast majority of the time a nice cold gulp is where it’s at. Though, never in a glass. I almost strictly drink from a reusable water bottle ever since I went to the bathroom in the night and came back to my dog drinking from the glass on my…

I almost puked a little...

Yea, like standing in line all day in a hot, humid, noisy ass cluster f*ck of screaming children is going to be improved by the addition obnoxious drunks. I will simply continue my yearly tradition of never visiting the “happiest” place on earth.

There is nothing wrong with pizza that sat out overnight. Though, I don’t think I would follow that rule with any other food....

It’s really not that hard to tell if fruit is good by eye....

No. Just don’t. You’ll never get good at eyeballing good fruit/veggies if you don’t practice. Also, why should I have to be the recipient of fruit that other people have been pawing over because they don’t know what fresh grapes look like? I know none of y’all wash your damn hands.

Anyone who is that much of a germaphobe should just use washcloths or some other re-usable option. I get like 3 months out of a dish sponge (then before I throw it out I find some particularly nasty project for it) so I don’t worry too much about it from a wasteful-ness perspective.

I would never ever use the break room sponge. My co-workers are heathens who leave it sopping wet in the bottom of the sink. If you’re not going to rinse and thoroughly wring a sponge dry every time, they get disgusting super fast.

OMG, you do NOT need to toss your sponge every week. Just rinse your dishes immediately so they aren’t all nasty when you get around to washing them, and wring your sponge out thoroughly when you’re done. Don’t use it for anything but dishes, and use good dish soap (ie: Palmolive leaves a film behind on everything,…

Well, I guess I can’t tell them how to make a living ;)