I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

It mostly looks a bit cleaner, which is nice. Still not as good as their 90's logo.

— chief among them...

You can definitely see someone take a piss on Rick Reilly on Fox Sports 1. But, if you really want to see Rick get shit on, you have to subscribe to Fox Sports 2.

Not to make you feel old, but I bet the average 15 year old boy chanting in that video has only seen like 10 Simpsons episodes in their lifetime.

Sad thing is, they're probably too young to get that reference.

As long as we can get them in chutney flavor.

Thank you, come again.

Waiter: Yes our specials tonight are the filet mignon and a french onion soup

Joe chose 7-11 because, for once, he wanted to be sure that when he got to it, it would still be open.

There is no Camp 13 — they didn't want anyone to feel unlucky to be there.

The D.E.N.N.I.S (Rodman) System!

Agh. Nintendo, I love you and your games are consistently good, but another side scroller? :( I really want something new, the repeat side scrollers with nothing else to break it up is starting to get old.

Balotelli was forced to amputate his feet after the newspaper shoes provided next to no circulation

Did anyone else click on this because they were curious why Deadspin was writing about Chef Mario Batali? No? Righto, showing myself out. Carry on.

So XIII meets Canabalt?

Rare to see a Cardinal put their foot down. Usually they look the other way.

Oh don't worry its coming. The beta is on its way.

Kurt Cobain, good weather, Robinson Cano's career.

(opens envelope)

"Things that go to Seattle to die."