RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Now the view distance is much deeper than any of the quest lines in the game.

A Super Nintendo Chalmers article?!? Posted at this time of year?!?! Posted at this time of day!?!? In this part of the internet?!?! Localized entirely in Kotaku?!?

Tell them Steve S. sent you!

So if you want a head coaching job at either USC or USC, send in those applications.

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

This is between the softball team and the softball team only!! If you break this trust you will suffer the worst of all consequences. [Head Coach] Terri has sexy facial hair!

Dear Cubs Fans,

The Cubs no longer support GRANDMA 2007. Please upgrade to GRANDMA 2015 for continued service.

That’s some bullshit. I would be thoroughly pissed. I would have at least offered fans a chance to come to the field and pick up their brick that they fucking paid $160 on!

Former Cub Fans

Nick Bodell

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

No, no, Virtual Boy was mid 90s, 32-bit.

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