In the episode.
Bill Gates beat Kaz Hurai to death so all the characters bought Xbox One's instead of PS4's.

It wasn't a comment on real world stats.

Tip: NONE, FORREST, NONE

I was actually able to catch Tomlin's steps right before the camera did

"Impressive."

The ps4 has a higher thread count.

Yesterday I came across this on Miiverse. It was on that Barbie game's community.

Something something Sony something something PS+ something something lolxboxbreakingforfreegames something something death.

You could say he's not asari, for reaping the benefits of his massive amount of dance moves. God that was a fucking shitty pun.

This just makes no sense, and he appears to be receiving bad advice. While it could be argued that reattaching the meniscus would extend his career into his late 30's, who cares? He is going to waste another year in his prime to extend it into his late 30's when he won't be able to accomplish what he can now? I just…

Fauria's got nothing on Commander Shepard.

I don't know what else Brooks could possibly have expected. I mean, it's not like this is the first time football at the Superdome has been watered down.

Im surprised they didn't get to him sooner

The age old question answered. "Can you fuck it?"

Please, no Schiano-man jokes or I will murder your families.

Awww, look at you all! Worrying about which toy is prettiest...adorable.

What the guy in charge of handing out the things probably did: