What is it about a post on flopping that turns Deadspin's comment section into an ESPN comment section?

Vogel is partly responsible for how lifeless the Pacers look. He simply wore them into the ground. Their 5 man unit of Hill-Lance-George-West-Hibbert has played the most minutes of any 5 man unit in the league. They've played nearly 7 games more together than the next highest 5 man unit and the Heat & Thunder's top 5…

"Mr. Ley......Sorry to bother you but you have calls on line 1 and 2 from a "Mr. Ron Artest" and a "Mr. Stephen Jackson". They would like to speak to you about your perception of "Rock Bottom" in the Pacers Organization"

"I hope this serves as a lesson to All-Americans. Whoops. I mean, all Americans."

My friend works from home, and made $43,563 in just his first day. It was just that easy!

It does, though. Not to parse your diction too closely, but it probably tells you more about the "flow" than any of the other data, because an abundance of FTs means a stunted, jerky game full of breaks in the action.

He'd probably make a good closer. That way any save Penny earns will be worth two in the bush.

Dear Coach Dave I feel like I can call you Coach Dave because you and me are so alike. I'd like to be on your team one day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your…

12) Describe, in detail, what your best pair of khakis would feel/look like. Be honest.

PRIEST MODE

OH FUCK YOU

Of course this asshole lives in Arizona.

Kobe!

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Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

Thank You TurningOverRyanLeaf, I love Madison Rising's version of The Star Spangled Banner and so beyond disagree with Timothy Burke! The first time I heard it was a few months back and I was blown away...it made me more proud to be an American than I ever have been before, I think it is awe inspiring. When…

Police Officer: OK—let's get a statement. Did he throw a slice of pizza at you?

They should have gone back to Bucco Bruce and the creamsicle uniforms.

Ok, would "The regulatory equivalent of intentionally vomiting on someone's child" be a more apt description? That's pretty recent, right?