I had a short stint in east coast minor league wrestling. I went by the name of Shasta Mike and my special move was the Cankle Yank. I met a lot of big names on their way up. I even got to see their dicks.

Ironically, it was Player A's wife who caused all those problems in the Tampa Bay locker room.

"Having four skiers compete in the downhill simultaneously is highly irresponsible."

Can we all agree that ski jumping is one of the most exciting sounding sports ("What?! They're skiing, then jumping, and then flying the length of a football field?! Sign me up!) that, in practice, is one of the most boring sports on the planet ("Oh, they're not really skiing, they're just riding in grooves.…

It's amazing how the Twitter Racists have the balls to put their name and profile pic with their rantings, but NFL execs want their anonymity. Fucking cowards.

Bring out the Orange. Orange's sleeping. Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

Well lookee here, Chad. For the entire period you're in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee. Y'understand?

The counter to every idiot who complains about the NBA.

That is just fucking bad ass.

The people involved in the Star Trek films really need to stop looking to prop up their dumb ideas by pointing to the Original Series. If their dumb ideas can't stand on their own, then they're probably not really ideas in the first place.

Alford Pleas fall in deaf ears describes my career in the Public Defender's office.

Well, to be honest, as a gay man, if I were living in a country (or US state) that made it illegal for me to actually have sex, I would VIRTUALLY have sex in the privacy of my own home....even if it was just me and my computer. Fearing for one's safety isn't all that unusual so the statistic actually makes me…

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Whenever Tony Bosh walks into a room now, the mood changes. A new Biogenesis-type guy might pop up on the landscape and distribute an entire garden of earthly delights, but we can safely assume that nobody's going to be painted into a corner and hire ominous Bosh.

University of Chicago: Can you believe these upstarts at Northwestern are laying claim to the title of Chicago's team? How outrageous!

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