No, as a Midwesterner I was bitching because this storm became a story only when it approached the East Coast. CNN even called it a "Nor'easter".

"All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend."

pretty much the only upside to having children is fucking with them

RAPPERS WEARING HOCKEY JERSEYS, RANKED

Luckily for Kendrick, his employers don't understand the concept of amnesty, either.

My Top 3 Favorite Unwritten Rules of Basketball in Descending Order:

Perkins: "They just let anybody in the locker room?"

The actual sequence of events starts about a year ago, when Reggie Rose voices his anger with the Bulls' direction, moves on to a local reporter (Melissa Isaacson) reporting that Derrick Rose was healthy in February but refused (or his camp refused) to play despite the rest of the team getting hit by a bus (and…

"At the end of the day we brothas and nothin gonna change that"

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I'm glad straight Americans will still be represented though, via Brian Boitano.

Irrespective of his innocence or guilt, Jameis deserves nothing but praise for his courage in overcoming adversity to win this honor.

Nic Cage and John Travolta: (Cum simultaneously.)

Police released this photo of Albert Carlos Ford:

Shut up, Jameis.

I find this sign to be incredibly offensive, and I'm guessing most decent bar patrons would, as well. What kind of clientele do they think they're going to attract with Bud and Bud Light signs on their marquee?

In fairness, the next non-dumb idea from a bar in Wrigleyville will be the first.

It takes a lot of spunk to print something like that.

I wrote a song for Rocket Frog