A Toyota Highlander? Was he buying pills in a rough neighborhood where he didn't want to bring a nice car, or is he just a man of the people?

Don't they mean a shot like a drink?

With Deng gone, someone needs to run 46 minutes a night. Butler's about to have a hell of a long season.

I WISH my main obstacle to sex was an elderly person who lives in her own house. That's no obstacle at all.

The way this week's Chibuku story started, I really thought I was going to find out that Chibuku either causes or cures AIDS.

Back when I smoked weed, finding peanut butter and graham crackers in the kitchen was some exciting shit.

No one wants to watch the Beef O Brady Bowl.

What I love about Perkins is that it would take so very little for him to be a productive offensive player on that team. That ugly jumper at the top of the article could be there on every possession, with Durant and Westbrook throwing the defense into chaos. Just catch the ball and make what's essentially a free…

If I'm the only one here who doesn't get mad about however the fuck people decide to talk, does that make me the crazy one?

If you wear red, at least your clothes won't be ruined.

Thank god for two-year-olds who don't care what they get. It bothers me, though, that, despite my best efforts, my daughter will find out that shit like Monster High and Justice exists, and will probably want it no matter how much I complain. And I'll get it for her because I love her and I'm a lousy parent.

Thank god for two-year-olds who don't care what they get. It bothers me, though, that, despite my best efforts, my daughter will find out that shit like Monster High and Justice exists, and will probably want it no matter how much I complain. And I'll get it for her because I love her and I'm a lousy parent.

Shit, do kids still do that? No child of mine will dress like the baddest girl at the Avril Lavigne concert.

Shit, do kids still do that? No child of mine will dress like the baddest girl at the Avril Lavigne concert.

Colin Cowherd must have been speechless.

So this is a bunch of guys who have a meeting before the game to come up with shit to yell at the players. And seem to take pride in their work.

So this is a bunch of guys who have a meeting before the game to come up with shit to yell at the players. And seem to take pride in their work.

To be fair, the Knicks' game plan is to switch everything. It's a bad plan, but Prigioni at least tried to follow it. Amare, on the other hand . . . that was just a mess.

LeBron is doing great in observable areas of basketball, but still falls short in the imagination-based categories.

Caillou's dad will finish him before the cancer gets a chance. Maybe it's just in my head, but I see a murderous rage hidden behind Dad's dead eyes every time Caillou acts like an ass (which is like every two minutes). Caillou should consider himself lucky if dad just goes out for cigarettes and never comes back.