He’s a wannabe dictaster

File under unintentional dongs or incidental dongs?

Rio officials just threw up their hands and said “Flock it.”

That’s an alturbator

Honeyman-Scott, the Pretenders, Not me baby, I’m too precious. Fuck off.

I can't possibly see how being a racist would get you fired from anything in Philadelphia.

Am I the only one who believes that the reporter used to be or currently is a previously unknown species of bird?

So what do you really think about him?

All aboard the S.S. Douchebag

But, really, how DOES it feel?

Diablosport inTune I-1000 DCX tuner.

Damn! Already flops like a pro!

"At least they care."

Move along. Nothing to see here.

IN THE FACE!

I was gonna say that sucks, but that would just be stupid and pathetic.

Thank God.