Good thing it wasn't snowing.

I live in this community. The lawyer posted on Facebook 5 days before the three were charged or even named in the media. Most bizarre lawyering tactic I've ever seen or heard of. On top of that, he's actually been commenting on some of the posts. Like I said, bizarro.

All that for a Ray Rice joke. Nice.

Careful Monica..

I see what you did there. OIL!!!

That's what I thought it was before I realized it was a pig taking a shit.

Keeps us away from who we're lovin'

Ching Chong Ding Dong is Chinese, isn't it? So why is she so upset?

They were probably there to buy a Manziel Red... Or Blue... Whichever color is Republican.

That's not his foot, it's his head. And that's not his mouth, it's his ass.

Can you make one with a dick for Laird?

Seat #2: "Our Father who art in Heaven..."
Seat #3: "Fucks sake it's cold."
Seat #4: "Whaaaa?"

Maybe we should have gotten BMW to design the speed skating suits.

It was late 80's or early 90's and me and some friends managed to get Bud Seretean's tickets to an Atlanta Hawks game at the Omni. Bud Seretean was Ted Turner's partner in purchasing both the Hawks and the Braves. While no longer an active owner of the Hawks, he kept his seats - 4 tickets front row on the floor - 2…

I'm pretty sure I turned it off then too.

See the vegetable man
In the vegetable van
With the horn that's honking like a mariachi band

Timber, bitches.

Must've been from Jupiter.

That's a flag for bein' a douchebag

Mark May defines SMH for every more