Why am I seeing so many giant heart shaped engagement rings on celebrities and musicians?

As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations…

My good friend is miscarriage prone and is pregnant again (she managed to have a kid two years ago, but has miscarried since), but she’s had nerve-wracking spotting, weird blood tests, I worry very much for her.

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Thank you. Leave your vagina alone. Use water on labia and Voila! Clean downstairs mixup.

I offered to make my husband a sandwich on the weekend, and he turned me down. What does that mean? Is he getting his sandwiches elsewhere? Is there an Ashley Madison for sandwiches?

I love how she proudly points him out twice as “My husband”. Useful too, otherwise I would’ve assumed the fire rousted a hobo out from under the garage.

Burritos in bed?! That sounds like bliss.

Same, man.

Jeez, my heart nearly broke watching her cry at the end. I’m glad her girlfriends were there for her.

Actually, no to both! And Tyrese? Negro give me a fucking break!!!

Semi-related story: For my husband’s step-father’s birthday they decided to have a pie instead of a cake. It’s all good, until they put the candles in and bring it out and we realize to late putting birthday candles in a warm pie is not a good idea!!! Mmm, wax pie...

My guess is that he has another child on the way. He doesn’t give a fuck.

I never saw anger in the bride’s expression, in the first place. Also, my own face continues to scrunch up in empathy for what that hellish pinching bodice is doing to her boobs. Not nice, alterations department. Not nice.

a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

brb never sleeping ever again

I agree with Cher, Pinterest is the worst.
I do a lot of non-standard baking (gf, paleo, low-carb, etc.) and whenever I’m searching for recipes with google pinterest comes up and TRICKS me.
I do not want to look at PICTURES of cookies, I want to look at the recipes, and the majority of the time the recipes are not…