Almost all of my brideswomen get theirs from ASOS.
Are you in straight sizes?
I liked the ones at Ann Taylor, but I have pretty conservative tastes.
Check out your local department store. The bridesmaid dresses for my wedding were just regular formal dresses from Macy’s.
You could also try eShakti. You can pick a base style and customize it. Everything from custom measurements to changing the neckline, sleeve, length etc. It’d be a good way to get a basic dress that fits you well and flatters your body shape for a good price.
I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…
made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:
a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…
I worked in the entertainment industry in the late 90’s. Here’s my rundown.
She’s saying:
Confession: the only pregnancy craving ever had was with my son, for Popeye's Red Beans N Rice. I would drive out of my way to purchase the little (seemed like thimble-size) individual serving for lunch nearly daily. Sadly, he remains a very gassy child, nigh onto twenty years later.
“I do school every weekday :)“
Anal sex doesn’t give you a “loose butthole”. Penises, although magical in their own way, don’t have that kind of power, sorry.
That’s why you always date outside your race. That way the worst-case scenario is accidentally flirting on Tinder with your long-lost HALF sibling.
I'd like to be stuck in a remote mountain cabin with father John Misty. I feel like that's where he's always lived....
Let’s ignore for a minute the fact that Kylie Jenner did not, in fact, invent the concept of full lips and that full lips have been a beautiful and highly desirable trait for women of color since as long as we’ve inhabited the planet.
*squee* Father John Misty’s I Love You, Honeybear is my favorite album this year. And I fucking love Florence Welch. Seeing them together is magical.
Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.
I'll just leave this here.