I'm sitting here wondering what mine hates about me and thinking "oh, God, I need to go home early and clean ALL THE THINGS."

I can see him staring at his computer, thinking "Oh, shit, this is it, The Trick Question..."

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

UK. No financial support whatsoever (apart from a small guilt payment the first Christmas that didn't cover the rent arrears, but was appreciated anyway). And yes it should be mandatory, but (deep breath) things had got so ugly by then that he had 'decided' that the kids probably weren't his anyway. He was on the…

I've told this story before here. But.

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5…

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he…

I would like to hear stories about dear Uncle's freaky, freak side too plz. :)

Is water wet?

I sent this link to my boyfriend on gchat and said "I can't wait to see what tonight holds!!!!!!!!!!" He still hasn't responded...sometimes he's not as amused by my humor as I am.

From my (admittedly limited but first hand) experience with evangelical Christians, these two have been sneaking out to have anal sex for months. Also, porn...so, so much porn. I really don't think they need a kissing demo.

I think the kids question is good....as long as you are aware minds can change? BOTH me and the husband changed minds about the kids thing over the years, and both of us have gone back and forth on it. He originally wanted kids and I told him I may never want kids. I'm glad he still decided to marry me instead of…

This right here! I'm all about conversations and dialogue about race. HOWEVER, I don't do so well with my sweetie trying to talk to me before I've had my coffee in the morning so I just don't know how successful the conversation might be if I'm presented with the prospect of being the #1 Black People Ambassador™ befo…

White people...I love them to death, I'm even married to one, but, bless them.

Eternal damnation!

Duh! It means you are a socialist.

Um...I think you turn into a space bear.

That you are wonderful?

You're hellbound. That was an easy one!