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Seriously, fuck these kinds of groups. I’m a new mom and my greatest fear is fucking this kid up and he becomes ‘that guy’. When I said that in a safe secure mom’s forum, I got so many perfect moms’s jumping down my throat. When I said I hated being pregnant because it nearly killed me, perfect mom’s who had perfect

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I feel like this is a safe space to share my obsession with Prince Harry. I find this man so unbelievably sexy. My dirty little secret is this video, it turns me on for some reason. I hope I’m not alone here. I seriously watch it all the time. Yum!

Could it be a Southern thing? My Father is from the deep south and we were raised to call any adult Mr. Mrs. Ms. Dr. Aunt, Uncle, yes, ma’am or yes sir, etc... It was just a respect thing. The newer generation in our family aren’t as strict as our parents, but we do introduce new adults as Ms.Smith or Aunt Deb or

For those of us who watch this wonderful show on The Hallmark channel lets band together and demand they stop this stupid Countdown to Christmas that starts in October! Christmas movies 24/7 for 3 1/2 months is unnecessary. Stop the madness.

Hell, I want to give them an apology. The whole Bay Area should. We talked so much shit about that couple. Sorry!

On Chrome I use facebook Unseen. I think it’s an app. I hate responding messages especially from randoms from High School who “OMG, you’re on Facebook we should totally hang out it’s been FOREVER!!!” I read it, but don’t respond because on their end it looks like I never saw it.

I hate getting caught up in internet hysteria, but this annoyed me to no end. Nurses are awesome! Like many with aging parents or other personal medical issues, I’ve spent my fair share of time in hospitals and doctors offices. I appreciate doctors, but when I needed answers and comfort and honesty I got that from the

My advice to any that ask and to those that don’t ask is, go alone. People whom you really love can and will show their jealous nasty side the moment you put on a dress they love for their fictional wedding.

I feel ya Jewel! I developed young and by 10 I had my once perfect hour glass figure with big ole’ boobs. My poor Father yelled my age at anyone who looked at me and then threatened their lives. Some men can be real creepers. Looking at you Mr. Ludwig a 6th-grade teacher!!!

Same here. I’m 5’6ish and the husband is 6’5. All about the bed. It helps a whole lot. But yes, bed risers work well too.

Yes! I was just telling my woman’s group that making out with my husband like two horny Christian teenagers dry humping and all has made our sex life a bit more exciting. I highly recommend it.

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Well shit, I have to do this just to fuck with my husband. He’s been pissing me off lately. Thanks Kelly!

After I had my son, I told the nurse that I wanted them to just yank everything out. She laughed and I told her I was serious. She instead suggested an IUD. So I went that route and it was easy as pie.

I wish both of you happy and healthy babies. It’s tough, we had a rough go of trying to conceive. Many miscarriages and uninvited advice. What worked for us, and I know it’s not possible for everyone was, we left home for a month. We went on vacation and just lived as husband and wife without the outside world. The

I’ve had this conversation with some of my black cousins and young women I work with. I’m finding that there is a LOT of misinformation and vaginal phobia in the black community. The younger generations have this idea that your lady parts need to smell like roses and they do outrageous things to get that smell. A page

Nope, everyone is wrong. Like the great George Costsanza once did. Incorporate food into your sex life. I’m pretty sure my husband will never leave me because I let him eat hummus off my ass.

I asked my husband point blank if he’s on the list. Those nine months of pregnancy were not pretty and I wouldn’t have blamed him. His answer was, he used craigslist because its free and those girls are kinkier. I love my husband.