This reminds me of my cousins facebook and Instagram page. It’s full of Herbalife shit except I’m pretty sure she’s not getting paid, but she’s giving them lots of money. So Yay!

Some asshat in my family decided to give us an old-timey pram after I had our son. We didn’t have a baby registry but welcomed family and friends that wanted to give little keepsakes. One day my husband comes home with this contraption. Said it was a gift from his cousin. We live in San Francisco, on top of a giant…

I hate to admit this, but my first thought was, ‘nigga please!” Something my Grandpa would have said when someone did or said something stupid.

Let’s have a post about after pregnancy cunnilingus. Direct it at my husband his name is Jamie and let him know his wife is pissed off!

Can’t recall any issue with our wedding cake, but a good friend decided to be cool and different and have pie instead. He’s a chef and had access to a great baker who would have done it for free or cheap. Now, you might ask if my friend or his husband dislike cake? Good question! No, they don’t dislike cake, they just…

I have a son and I hope my husband and I do a good job raising him, but what if he turns out to be a douche bag? Stories like this scare the shit out of me. The thought of my son growing up to be like Chet Haze honestly has me more worried than him being half black because thankfully (j/k) he looks hella white.

Liberal gods forgive me, but before I read paid attention the headline and read the article, all I thought was. ‘ who’s the sexy bearded man?’

Who are these “haters”? I’m in the Bay Area and if anything I think some of us just think all the press surrounding a kid hanging with her dad is annoying. Yes, she’s cute and all that but this Life long Warriors fan and lover of cute kids, couldn’t care less.

Say what now?

Bring back Koala Springs and Cyrstal Clear Pepsi!

Not sure what you mean. I’m straight and currently a size 16. So yeah....

Thank you all! I want to find something that I’m sure none of the other bridesmaids will be wearing. So I don’t want to go to my local Macy’s or Nordstroms. So this is helpful.

Serious question. Where is a good place for bridesmaids dresses? We get to pick our own style and color. YES! But I’m at a loss, I doubt by the time Fall rolls around, I will still have my post baby body so any suggestions would be most helpful.

I’m no Kardashian/Jenner fan, but I applaud them. This is a groundbreaking moment in television. I hate to admit it, but it is. I went through this with a dear friend, and I’m not proud to admit I had a very difficult time. I’m lucky I had no cameras recording some of the hurtful things I said and did. I’m also lucky…

We’re first-time parents, and some of this shit is true. This kid, oh my g*d do we love him, be he can be a real asshole and he only just learned to hold his head up. The funny thing is, we think he thinks the same about us. We really don’t think he likes us very much. So, yeah we call him a little asshole sometimes,…

Our car was in the shop so I had to use a Lyft to get to some appointments with the Alien baby. The driver was making small talk and he asked how long I’d been a user of Lyft. I told him since the frist time an Uber driver tried to hook up with me when I was visibly pregnant. Uber is full of asshats at least in San…

I mean copying a eulogy doesn’t make someone guilty. He very well could be bad with words. However, I will now make my husband write my eulogy this weekend. So I can be sure that it’s the real deal and to add a couple special touches. I’ll do the same for him.

We try really hard not to read blogs and what not about parenting. My baby weight is here for as long as it’s going to be and I’m so OKAY with that. It’s other mom’s who insist I have to want to lose the weight. I eat right, I take walks with the kid and I lead a somewhat healthy lifestyle, I just happen to have a few…

Poor kid! I want to send him a gift basket full of wonderful sex toys from my local Good Vibrations.

Ha! Clean all the things naked then he'll forget all the things he hates about you. Boobs make men forget everything.