Reading is hard.

Ha, sorry not a feminist nor do I give two fucks about it. As a WOC, feminism was and always will be a cause created by white women and benefits white women specifically. Humanist? Yea sure I'd identify with being a humanist. Not my fault. White feminists have long strived hard to ensure that feminism stays their…

Pretty much. I mean what ass? She has absolutely NO waist/hips and a non existent ass. Though methinks she's one of those chicks who's literally fed into her own hype and thinks that because she has a massive pair of jiggling titties she now qualifies as a "curvy" woman now. So now mistakenly believes that she…

OK, I AM NOT BODY SNARKING.

Seriously. America.

Are you engaged to a mermaid?

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

I FORGOT A GOOD ONE. I was on BART, during rush hour when the trains are packed. I was standing up near a woman who was sitting down. With no warning, she scoots to the edge of the seat, reaches up her dress, AND PULLS HER TAMPON OUT, it's DRIPPING BLOOD, and she STUFFED IT IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE SEAT AND THE WALL.

I sat with friends in a cafe in Manhattan during a rain storm. The entire cafe was the disturbed front row audience to two homeless men having anal sex in the doorway of the house across the street. This was not a dark, seedy, NYC alley, this was a lovely, upscale little neighborhood in the middle of the afternoon. 5…

When I was in high school, I went into the bathroom one day to find a group of girls giving another girl a haircut. Not just any haircut, but a typical Myspace scene queen haircut. Like this.

I don't see a way to clean it in the public sink. If it really lasts the whole day... I dunno. I've never tried one.

I think she means because it's not a private stall with it's own sink. You'd have to go in the stall remove it leave the stall wash it out and go back in the stall. Risking running into Sue from accounting with a cup full of uterus blood doesn't sound fun.

In all seriousness: my favorite fact about myself is that I am no longer self loathing. It is awesome. I was thinking about it the other day and as a now adult, I no longer can even put myself back into my depressive state. I mean, sure, I can remember cutting and burning, I can remember hating myself, I can remember…

Well why do you think his marriage is so great?

My former household employee has a child. A child that looks exactly like my child.

While using family computers I've had youporn.com pop up on both my dad and sister's browser bars. We're all terrible people in my family.

My dad's Youtube channel. He makes tribute videos to 'fallen soldiers' (people he plays video games with online who have died or have stopped playing) and then adds really sappy music to it. It's the saddest/most unintentionally hilarious thing I've ever seen.

I agree but I also think it's irresponsible to go to what seemed to be a bar when you are a recovering alcoholic. I barely go to bars and I am not an alcoholic, its not like they are impossible to avoid.