I had this same exact conversation with someone at work, who said he was 'conflicted' about how he should feel about her because her demeanor seemed so 'off.'

The assumption that she's dumb just kills me. She speaks three languages - Spanish, Creole, AND English. But oh, her English isn't great, and she's a fat WoC - bring out the hairshirt and force her to wear it!

Proud to live here!!!!

Plus, you can ride him all night long! amirite?

This is another great photo of them — look at the dancing!

LOVE. LOVE. LOVE!!!!!! Seriously, his smile melts my heart :)

Whatever. Every day should be "don't be an inconsiderate prick day." So yeah, don't bring your dog to work if it's an asshole. Bring your dog to work if it's well socialised and everybody fucking loves it to little tiny fluffy-arsed doggie pieces.

My husband is in grad school to be a school counselor. His DREAM is to get a French bulldog, have it certified as a therapy dog, and bring it to school with him.

Agreed! Of course I didn't—I'm a normal human. I wrote out very nice thank you cards for everyone regardless of their present. These women are reprehensible.

As in this story, many of us in marriage equality states are already facing this fun. I'm attending a gay wedding soon where the couple registered for nothing less than $75. Entitlement knows no gender preference! God bless america.

But what if you can't afford to give more than maybe $30? It seems to weird and awkward to give someone a $30 check. I'd rather spend $30 on an actual item (usually edible, since then it won't get thrown out—though apparently I now know this is offensive haha).

So you snicker to each other and get the fuck over it.

My parents spent 8,000 on my wedding and I came away with some of the ugliest place mats God ever imagined. In other news, I've been married for-EVER and wrote lovely thank you notes for each and every bit of kitsch. Taking bets on whether their marriage lasts this long in 3, 2, 1... wait betting closed. I just…

Weddings are to make money for your future

i still don't understand why my comments, as a long-time user, are greyed out. But this crap message gets a pass.

Look Melissa, I know there aren't a lot of people coming to your damn window as of late but this is hardly the way to make that happen.

Men make higher earnings such as money such as

God, I hate the mommy wars. Nobody wins and everybody looks stupid.