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When I first heard Emma Watson speaking in one of the previews, I was like "God, is that really what she thinks an American accent sounds like?", but once I heard the actual girl speak, I realized Emma Watson is as amazing as I always believed her to be, and Alexis just sounds crazy.
You sound like a pro-lifer:
You don't want to have a kid with your one night stand? Then I suggest you keep your dick in your pants and not have sex with women you don't want kids with. I have ZERO fucking empathy for men in these situations. Unless they were raped, but according to the GOP it is very difficult for children to be conceived from…
Yeah fuck health officials, those fascist bastards. Doesn't matter how dirty a kitchen is or if the chefs smoke cigarettes right over the plating stations. That shit is good tasting and the few minutes food is in my mouth matters way more than the impact of that food on my body. Harrumph!
Being "anti abortion" shouldn't automatically mean that you're against keeping abortion legal. I think this guy is alright.
Sorry, Sabastian, people are the worst :( I think the suit looks totally boss.
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Here's a sea lion pup snuggling the leg of the luckiest person alive.
I quit smoking last month (I'm on day 25! WoooooO!), and my skin ALREADY looks 1000x better. It's amazing.
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I suspect it's more relevant that children of gay and lesbian couples are never unplanned.
I was an abused child from a straight marriage. Kids just need parents who love them and treat them like people, not like cattle. Doesn't matter the sex, or the age of the parent(s). Love is the key, not gender.
Being that it is now proven that gay and lesbian parents are actually better at raising kids than straight parents, when will straight marriage be outlawed? I mean, I'm no heterophobe (I don't fear straight people), but I think we need to consider this for the good of our nations children.
My heart and ovaries just exploded.
Strongly do not recommend combining finances until married. Getting a joint Checking account is a recipe for disaster until you have either cohabited for at least a couple of years or are married.
*God, please no one shit on Mindy Kaling's look because she's amazing and I love her*
Er, perhaps that should be: the line goes right down Mindy Kaling?