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As I told my friend the other day, if at the end of the day this book helped women discover their sexuality and demand more in the bedroom, I have no problem with it. So the writing was horrendous, the acting looks equally horrendous but I know so many women who were content with "vanilla" sex and were scared to ask

This "colored" woman forgives him and would still bang him.

Oh, yeah he's an total asshole. That's common knowledge. From my understanding he's good in small doses and preferably when everyone is drunk and or high.

So I heard from a friend of a friend who knows Ryan Adams that everyone knew this wasn't going to last. She found him when he was going through some serious personal shit.

I'm no fashion maven, but the Hell is this?! Am I going to start seeing more male nakedness in San Francisco this spring? I love penises I really do, but I don't appreciate seeing a man walk around with his penis out. In fact my husband is 100% sexier to me when he's shirtless with boxers on. The minute the boxers are

Ms. Rose, please tell me you and the other lovely ladies of Jezebel will go see this movie and then do a 'We watched it for you' article. If not please make it happen.

Hell, I'm ten years into my marriage and I'm tired of people asking about my husband.

I got my handbook at the black peoples meeting. The one on MLK Blvd. It's better then the meeting held in the basement of Church of Deliverance Tabernacle of Prayer on East 98th.

I knew that Maroon 5 video had to be staged. No one would ever be that happy to see Adam Levine. I personally would have used my knife to stab him, had it been my wedding.

At my baby shower the alien got clothes ugly clothes with words on it like "Mommy's favorite" or "Grandmas loves me" No shit?! You're a baby and you're loved? We have to put that on a shirt.

Is it okay that I'm looking forward to this movie? I need to know that its okay. I feel like I'm not suppose to, but curiosity has gotten the better of me and that Jamie is HOT!

Thank you! All is well with the Alien baby inside of me. He/She is just a bit dramatic. :)

Thank you! All is well with the Alien baby inside of me. He/She is just a bit dramatic. :)

Thank you! All is well with the Alien baby inside of me. He/She is just a bit dramatic. :)

Thank you! All is well with the Alien baby inside of me. He/She is just a bit dramatic. :)

Thank you! All is well with the Alien baby inside of me. He/She is just a bit dramatic. :)

Thank you! All is well with the Alien baby inside of me. He/She is just a bit dramatic. :)

Well that, and my husband's penis.

Well that, and my husband's penis.

This pregnant lady on bed rest loves this! Thank you!

This pregnant lady on bed rest loves this! Thank you!

God, I must be super horny. Because I want to lick Jordan Catalano's stomach.

Don't be. I was just listening to his first album and had to make many apologies for it. Some of his stuff is good. It's okay to admit it.

1. Bruno Mars is AMAZING!