Um..... okay. This is why people can't be sarcastic on the interwebs. Calm down dude. I'm not sexually harassing anyone except my husband.

If you saw these guys you'd want to do something sexual to them as well. Don't judge me!

We have a house in Berkeley and rent it out to some very cute college boys. I would like to sexually harass them but I don't know how.

Lake Street Drive is amazing! Happy more and more people are hearing about them.

Reece and Benedict kiss looks painful. I couldn't sit through it. I felt uncomfortable.

When I was 1o I walked in on my dad getting out of the shower. I honestly believe that's the reason why uncut dicks freak me out.

If I was younger and not married, I might consider this arrangement. Seems like a win win. This dude could be hot, rugged, covered in oil with bulging muscles an impressive piece of manhood that would have you screaming out Gods name over and over again.

Usually me and the husband would get high, but we're expecting. So now where just going to use the 'She's not feeling well' trick to leave early. I've already planted the seed. I called my MIL and told her I was feeling ill today and I hope to be well enough for tomorrow. By the amount of text messages we've received…

Well, yeah that would do it. It probably means he plans either killing you, raping you or just a good ole fashioned beat down. RUN!!!!

We should have been praying for her when she conceived the baby. Her boyfriend is like 7 foot tall or some shit. I don't know how she walks!

I'm married to a white dude, but I'm a bit tired of seeing them everywhere and on everything. Can we get some sexy dudes of color?

"I want to be courted and then fucked senseless, where's that movie?" - My amazing best friend

Married person here. Okay, I'll suck my husbands dick. I enjoy it. But he better go down on me after I'm done with him. Why do some continually imply that women don't enjoy sex? That when in a relationship, it's all about the man being pleased and taken care of, so he won't leave you. That's such bullshit! I want to…

I'm not doubting this kind of crap happens. I know it does. But this seems a bit on the fake side of things. Anyone else?

This is a wonderful post. Thank you! I so want to include it in the baby shower invitation. I don't want the damn shower but I had to give this one to my friends and family who won't shut the hell up about it. My therapist said it perfectly, "insects can reproduce it's nothing big." That's how I see this. Even after…

Yes, some black folks who date outside their race have the master, slave fantasy and like raceplay. I've heard about it from a good handful of people. That being said, you don't talk about that shit outside of your private residence. You just don't, its a big taboo. I'm all for owning your chosen kink and engaging…

Amen! I'm a natural DD and the sales lady tried to get me in a C telling me its sexy. Um, no it's not.

yeah, I don't care for this show, but that's not why I'm commenting. Why when having a quickie do they have the actors take off their shirts? When my husband I have a quickie, only the body parts that need to be used are exposed. It makes no sense to me to take off a bulk of your clothes when you really just need to…

Compton CA, has had a drive thru funeral home for a while now. But you know Compton...

You're correct this is right for me everyone is different. Thank you for clarifying that. We signed up for a class, went once and haven't been back. Honestly, I'm like you reading and talking to my mother and mother in law who are two amazing ladies who keep it real.