Pregnant lady here, I was asked about my birth plan by a friend of a friend. I told her my birth plan was to have the fucking baby. Apparently in 2014 you just don't have a baby, you have to make a plan and stick to it or the baby will be scarred for life. Hopefully everything will stay on course the alien inside of…

Not saying I want this to happen but I predict suicide.

It's refreshing to hear someone else say it. I'm due next year and my husband and I are scared and excited. Like you our marriage is solid and the best thing for both of us but we know as soon as this kid is here it's going to change. We've been together forever and also like feel we've baby proofed our marriage. But…

No, you're not alone. I can't see any male medical professional. I'm in the market for a obstetrician and my husband can't understand why I wouldn't take the one recommended to me. He's tall, youngish, cute, and he has southern accent. Basically sexy as fuck. Yeah, I'm with child and happily married, but I still don't…

I hate my butt, I have what my sisters call a big flat ass. But I got the nice big boobs in the family, so I guess it's not big deal..

This was a prime opportunity for a threesome.

I'm currently with child and I will spank. Both my husband and I were spanked. The thing is it only took once maybe twice to get the deal. It put a healthy fear in us. First was the verbal warning, the look and then the spanking. After my first couple of spankings, all it took was the look to get me to to stop and…

My husband can't understand why I think he's sexy. Looking at this picture, now I don't understand. Why do we think he's so hot?

Both my mother and mother in law have made me promise I wouldn't become one of those annoying pregnant women who call their stomach a bump, take professional pregnancy photos, or just be a 21st century pregnant woman who thinks they've invented pregnancy.

I kinda agree. Is that okay? I feel like it's not okay that I agree with her. I'm all for owing your sexuality and not being ashamed of it, but I don't like it pushed in young kids faces. God, I feel like an ass for admitting that. I'm going to go home and think about this...

My husband hates diet Pepsi. Can my pussy taste like onion rings? He LOVES onion rings.

This list made me horny and hungry.

Yay Black people! We movin on up!

I can't say enough good things about search/rescue and therapy dogs. I've seen them in action and its amazing. The dogs and their owners are heroes, such wonderful selfless individuals.

I like this kid

In his vows, my husband said I felt like home to him. Should I be mad?

The smell of leather

I have questions. So many questions.

I've decided if all our hard work pays off and I get pregnant that my husband will be right there with my doctor. I want him to see what he did. I want him to remember he wanted this.

TvTorrents is my best friend.