Nicetroll
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Dear folks at US Magazine. Putting your hands on your hips and gyrating isn't twerking. I'm not an authority on twerking but I don't think that's it.

Agreed, I like dick. I don't like douches.

I think the definition of feminism changes from woman to woman. That's a bit of the problem. Everyone thinks their definition is the right definition. It's okay that everyone has different views on this subject, but I don't think it's necessary to name call or judge a person because of it. When this question was

Don't give her any more time in the spotlight! I work with young people and we're already knee deep in the Kardashian shit! We don't need some other talentless hack who gets famous and super rich for doing NOTHING!

You shouldn't make fun of those of us lacking in reading comprehension. Bully!

Um, the real question is where did she get the semen? I mean someone liked her enough to give her enough cum to bake these cupcakes.

I have such mixed feelings about Kanye West. This makes me like him. I'm sure next week something will happen that makes me hate him. Darn you KANYE!!!! Darn you!!!

What do we have to do so people stop thinking only gay dudes have anal sex? Do I have to invite these anti buttsex people into my bedroom, so they can see me and my husband enjoy heterosexual buttsex?

Sadly this applies to me. Being a black female, I obviously don't shop at high end stores. I only steal from them. So I always get snooty sales people following me. I usually end up buying shit that I don't need or want just to prove them wrong. Then I get home, feel like an ass for buying all that crap but I refuse

When he's been gone for a while on business, its about 2 minutes. Once he gets that out of his system, Its about 10-20 max. But I'm also a gal who still finds my husband so incredibly sexy, that all he as to do is kiss me and I can have an orgasm. He's also a giver, a very generous giver.

Am I the only one who doesn't find her beautiful? I can't stand her or her music or her "acting". My husband on the other hand loves her, and its made me rethink our marriage. She's even on his wish list of threesomes. I was like, dude I wouldn't fuck her with a 15 inch dildo. I vetoed her quickly!

No, no. I get it. Cups don't work in public bathroom settings. Cups don't work in general for me. I bleed like fucking Niagara falls. I've yet to find a cup that actually holds for 12 hours. That or, I'm not putting it in right....

Wow. "A cup full of uterus blood" I think you are all kinds of awesome!

I'm confused by this comment.

Good for her! I seriously curse out my trainer when I have to do planks. I hate them.

I love the fuck out of you and I don't even know you. Keep on being you!

I don't know if it's juicy, but a colleague that I dislike always boasts about his faith and great marriage. He sent me a email one day from his personal gmail account. I guess he forgot to check what address he was sending from .Well without giving it away, I'll say that it was a very graphic sexually aggressive

Good point and I totally agree.

I'm sorry, if your friend or family member is straight out of rehab put your fucking booze away and support them. It doesn't have to be forever but fucking put your PBR away when you have a dinner party or go out to dinner. Don't be a dick.

He just simply asked if I would marry him. He and I alone in our apartment, on his terms with no pressure, no outside forces, no time constraints, or relying on others. to pull off a surprise. We actually kept our engagement private (about four months) till we worked out most of the major things we wanted in our