I volunteer with at risk youth. I seriously have to hold my tongue every time the conversation turns to sex. I want to promote masturbation, especially among my girls. But I can't because there is one conservative asshole above me who thinks it's not appropriate. I love my girls, and want them to be healthy in all…

I've faked with others but never with my husband. If I don't cum, he knows. He's does do the nice thing and attempt to get me to cum, but eh, somedays I just don't feel like it. I'd rather eat cheetos and drink boxed wine while binge watching something on Netflix.

Wait, what?

God Bless America! I'm going to go sue the Starbucks around the corner from my office. They continually misspell my name even though my name is common. It hurts me and sometimes I cry out 'do I need to change my name?" "Maybe my name is common but not too common?" I think I'll sue my parents too, for naming me...

When the time is right, he should recreate this wonderful piece of Fleetwood Mac history. Only Ms. Nicks can get a man to play a song that's about him being a dick. I love me some Nicks & Buckingham!

I think you have to be either Jewish, married to one or fucking one to say Jew. I say while fucking my Jewish husband. It's kinky :)

I wish this was a trusting society because I would totally give you my Facebook page so you can see for yourself. I could never do it justice. Long story short, ex-step sister is playing the 'ain't no man a real man if he don't pay child support' card and it's been going on for oh, 4 months. Her soon be ex-husband…

I don't care to watch the video, but serious question, is that dude black? Or is it bad lighting? Cause I swear his adam's apple look very light in comparison to the rest of him.

It might be ruining peoples relationships, but the bitch in me loves watching that shit playout on my Facebook Feed. Lets be honest, it can be a bit funny at times. I'm currently watching two divorces play out and a friend who recently realized he wasn't as into polyamory as he thought.

I agree with everything she's said. Never thought I'd like her but I do. I really like her.

Dear Black Women of Canada,

Really?! I had no idea. That changes my feelings on uncut dicks. Thanks!

Medical reasons or not, uncut dicks freak me out and I can't stand the way the look.

If you have enough energy to to pick up a camera, position it, take a picture then post to whatever social media site you like. You're not having sex right. I hardly have energy to pick up my ee cigarette. God I miss smoking....

Yeah, Yeah, love Jason Segel. Who the fuck gives out ipads as gifts? I want those friends, my friends suck.

My feelings are still the same. I want to have a threesome with them. CALL ME!

Husband was away on a business trip, we decide to get freaky on skype. Dumbass forgets that his hotel room is connected to his co-workers and didn't lock the door connecting the rooms. He's telling me I'm a I'm a dirty little whore with cock in hand, I'm moaning you know typical boring cybersex and then I hear…

In all honesty they are good looking. I'd totally sleep with all three. That being said, on twitter they said they're going to make a video response to the questions. I for one can't wait!

I love cats and dogs, but really? Really!? Of all the shit that should have a kickstarter a cat cafe is where you chose to spend your money?

The one and only thing Ms. Lopez has ever done. The kids I work with love the show and so do I. Bravo JLo! And please don't ever "sing'"again :)