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I want a black & white one with a Chicago 20's mobster theme! The fetus can don a fedora and cigar with a Tommy gun in it's stubs and I'll rock a flapper dress and a derringer.

That sounds fabulous! I think I'll get a pair of those blue mason jars, just so when they're done fixing Sensible Shoes, I can have a nice trophy for our mantle.

This made me go look up birthday party prices at our natural history museum, because I think it would be awesome to have a "grown-up" party doing something so fun.

I approve and would financially support this decision if only to make it less weird when I say I'm going to go Deinonychus on someone's ass.

I'm not Catholic, but the church I grew up in did "suggest" we give something up starting from Thursday night to Sunday morning. My family used to fast/abstain from alcohol, sweets, and fatty foods, but now my mom can't live without her bourbon, my brother is a pastery chef-in-training, and I am having a gigantic…

Sensible Shoes, when he was thirty, was in a play where he and the rest of the male cast performed entirely in the nude. I can't remember the title, but that it was for a local theatre gig. He said it felt pretty liberating not to worry about costuming, but that the theatre was very cold.

I was responding to thatsmaria’s comment that cyber-bullying is alive and well specifically because it’s anonymous. We don’t have to see the reactions personally, which leaves us room to be total assholes to one another. Its fine example of John Gabriel's "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory" and I encourage any show that…

Preach.

This.

Hey, here in Alaska, we've had three soldiers involved in gun accidents and one homicde in the past two months, two in one week.

Man, I loved kickball with a passion that burned like a thousand suns, but it was also one of the most dangerous frakkin’ game I played as kid. I was enrolled in the Boys and Girls Club and when summer rolled around, we begged to play it every day. In the corner of the lot we were allotted, there was small baseball…

Sensible Shoes loves me for my looks, not my cooking ability, but I'm sure I can whip up a few easy receipies.

Seconded. Emma Thompson is on the List.

I'd smooch him because of the face tattoo. Tattoos are bad-ass.

Touché, my dear. I withdraw my complaint. :) Carry on being awsome.

I support this idea, but I would add one thing. Let's not limit it to "smart, powerful" women. That feels slightly divisive in its wording. I like the idea of a club that caters to all women with eyecandy that suits their individual tastes.

I was going to say "bitches be all uppity and shit", but I like yours better.

You're not the only one. I'm so going to Hell.

I’d say speak to your optometrist about contacts. As someone who wears them occasionally, it helps to have a professional to consult with and make sure you’re getting what you want. Not only that, they’ll be able to measure your eyes so that your contacts fit correctly. Like clothes, contacts may look great, but it’s…