I totally had those during my celestial bedroom theme.

And they should sparkle. Sparkling abs are the magic touch.

I take a really garish-red lipstick I got in one of those make-up kits people give teen girls (cause we were all about the make-up) and use it to draw a wave on the bathroom mirror. Next time Sensible Shoes (the Boyfriend) goes to the bathroom, he'll know the Red Tide is in. We'll laugh, he'll rub my back and do the…

As my very posh Manhattan-bred grandmother might say:

I love that idea! That would make an awesome move along the lines of Frida or The Science of Sleep. Something using a real-world foundation and expounding on it by weaving in surreal elements, especially if you used flatter colors and lighting for scenes that were based in reality and brightened everything as the…

When I was ten, our cat had to be put down because the cancer she had in the bone of her leg (which we amputated) spread to her lungs. I was heartbroken because she had been my cat more than she had been anyone else's.

And that the struts are in perfect 3/4 time.

And suddenly, I'm reminded of Vagina Dentata.

I totally voted Team Sphynx. Since the boyfriend, Sensible Shoes, is allergic, our only options for pets are hairless animals.

Is Closet Cat anything like Basement Cat? If so, I'll tremble in fear.

Never found a more perfect cure for pms than a "special" brownie.

I hooked up with someone on FB, but to be fair, it was an ex-boyfriend who found me on a seperate online dating site. And we didn't just hook up casually, we dated for a while.

Y'all have me busting at the seams.

The whole house screams nouveau riche. Obviously the only taste the decorator had was in his/her mouth.

I always thought "incompetent fuckwagon" or "useless twatwaffle" were appropriate diminutives for Mr. Limbaugh.

I just laughed so hard, part of my free cookie from lunch broke apart and fell on the floor, thus ruining it for consumption. Filing out my form now...

I agree. And I promote you both. Cheers, darlings.

I agree. And I promote you both. Cheers, darlings.

Just be careful going to the bathroom.

Instead of just praying for Japan, how about some of you celebs start, oh I don’t know, donating to relief efforts? I mean prayers are nice and all, but blankets, food, water those things are nice too. And do a hell of a lot more.