Very well said.

Mr (Almost) Cha-Cha Heels and I have been talking about doing a long weekend in Vegas with just our parents and one best friend (and their spouse) each, letting them know three months ahead that they might want to join us for that particular weekend "wink-wink-nudge-nudge".

With Mr. (almost) Cha-ChaHeels, we were about four months into our relationship, so it was the beginning of July and I had the afternoon off from work . We hadn’t even started having sex yet (he was a virgin at the time and being tested for Hepatitis, which is another story), and we were lying in his bed after fooling…

I was made in His image, and the image happens to be round. Checkmate.

Hah, my legs are almost the same way. My calves are super dark, then my thighs are blonde-white.

I haven't shave my legs in sometime. In the winter, my skin get really itchy from how dry the weather is and I often go a little overboard when I scratch, which means I tend to bleed a lot. So until my legs heal up from all my nicks (and there are sadly a lot of them), I will keep my bear legs going strong.

Ha. I love you for this.

@NiceGirlsDontWearCha-ChaHeels: I didn't use spell-check, please don't hold that against me.

After six continuous hours of the photographer telling her to "be sexier", Anja had had enough. She grabbed her breast as directed, but used the opportunity to discreetly flip him the bird.

@wtfox?!: QFT and hearted! Polar bears are serious bizness.

So sorry, folks, but y'all should know Alaska has the best desserts. Not only do we make ice-cream from muktuk (that's whale blubber for those who don't know. We're hardcore like that) flavored with blueberries, but we also have a dessert named after our state. And we set it On. Fire.

Apparently, these rumors have been circling the blogger drain up here in Alaska since the beginning of the month. I only got a quick glance on his site during lunch (and while I’m adept at doing most things one-handed, eating is not one of them), but Gryphen over at the Immoral Minority has been hinting at this for a…

@Clementine Tangerine: Double hearted! <3

I call Shenanigans on this whole thing. Gemini for Life, yo. *poses*

@girlfriend 6.0: Worgen Fairchild.

@girlfriend 6.0: Hah-hah, triple entendre! I have yet to play Worgen. Probably because the name I wanted is taken.

@girlfriend 6.0: Did you go for the troll druid? I set up my Truid the night of the expansion and now she's practically my main. My poor shammy hasn't seen any love since.

@Poubelle: I'd like to write that.

@Snowbunny: *highfives* Last time I tested, I was "Genghis Kunt" too.

Home invasions really are some of the worst kinds of crimes, in a mentally-destructive way. You feel absolutely violated, like you can’t look at anything in your house the same again.