@BearDownCBears: I would get that app.

@raphaela: I saw what you did there and I approve.

This lady has two separate wish lists. One for things she wants and one for things she needs. Happily, the two mostly coincide with each other.

@LAmonkeygirl: As was I. Come on, Jez, double-check yourself.

@Snarfblat: I quite nearly asphyxiated on my laughter so as not to alert my co-workers to my delight at this picture. It's wicked awesome!

This article is ridiculous.

The Boyfriend and I are starting couples counseling as an early New Year's resolution. We've been having problems for several months now and things aren't getting better (they're not getting worse though). I have essentially told him that this is something we need to do if we're going to make it long-term. We've been…

On behalf of the members of my mother's family who weren't able, using your turn of phrase, "dodge the oven", these middle fingers are for you, Mel.

@HopeAngel: My family is the same way, very upfront about what we want. I would either link my mom my Amazon wishlist (with the more coveted items starred), or print her off the page where an item is featured. That way, no one was cross with one another if they got something less than desirable.

My parents had the rule that no one could go downstairs before eight on Christmas morning, and even then no one could open presents until my mother had had breakfast and at least two cups of coffee. Which meant my brother and I would stare longingly at the piles of colored separately-wrapped gifts, drool leaking from…

We at the Northern State Society for More Male Dishabille in Film, have come to the conclusion that, in accordance with our esteemed and most exclusive level of criteria, we award the coveted We Approve (and Yes Please) award to Mr. Segel’s Mini-Me.

My dad, who I’ve always been more close to, imparted these little tidbits of advice before he moved out of state last year.

When I was fifteen, my mother had received an early Christmas bonus for landing a huge client at her work. With it, she decided to take me and her best friend to Nordstrom for Black Friday shopping. This was to be a big mistake.

Speaking as an Alaskan, a feminist, and a woman, Sarah Palin does not represent me. I did not vote for her, nor would I ever vote for her, and, should she catch on fire, I would not even piss on her to put her out.