Nicce12
Nicce12
Nicce12

Seen hiding in the grandstands..

I got here as soon as I could.

I hate when my car explodes. It sets a bad tone for the rest of the day.

Fake? Probably not. Staged? I’m certain of it.

It’s a desert runner, but mainly a dick-swinger. I’m jus’ sayin’.

Take the “Too big” statement and apply it to pretty much all of the current trucks on the market. ALL have ballooned up to cartoonish levels. The newer Tacoma, Colorado, upcoming Ranger are too big for being medium sized trucks. The newer Silverados, F-150's and Rams are now all in “Bro-Dozer” territory. And then cars

Eh, I just bought one this past weekend and drove it back from Portland to the bay area. Definitely big in the city / some suburbs, and felt wide in the snow covered fire trail I did some light off roading on. But overall on the road trip felt like a nice size. Even on the fire trail, if you let the paint go felt ok,

They should do that, but contract the name to Escraptor.

Lol... did you really think we didn’t know what SWMBO is? This is Jalopnik after all, most of us report to one of those...lol

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It has seat belts! And they look like they function. That’s more than you can say for some cars:

The Nano does not meet any credible safety requirements.

Ferrari is the Sun of open-wheel racing. Everyone else is just a minor planet, circling, frozen, and ultimately meaningless.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

“.....impossible....light and touchy....peaky....unsprung oxcart....burning Bakelite and raw gas...uncomfortable, awkward, foul-smelling, noisiest vehicle...

That’s the spirit.

Idiots arguing about *you can get XXX for that much money* and *This will be a money pit* ! This is a FERRARI WITH A GATED MANUAL for cheap. How the hell can this be CP ? IT’S A FERRARI DAMMIT !

“That’s why, when I saw this silver over black Quattrovalvole sitting at the curb with a for sale sign in the window, my baser instincts took over, unconsciously pulling my car to a stop so I could leap out and take a closer look.”

Could there be a better indicator of why Rob is a real Jalop. And why I feel so at home

Buying a Ferrari has never been my issue, I’ve encountered a number of them over the years that I could have purchased if I was not in the right state of mind.