I’ve got some heartfelt karaoke for you!

I much preferred Farmer Boy, which covers Alonzo's boyhood in upstate New York. 

I feel like playing Oregon trail was a good counter-point to the saccharine sweetness- covered racism that was the Little House books. It was good to remember that these people led hard, often miserable lives and inflicted brutality on anyone who wasn’t exactly like them. I have never, ever, even once thought that…

I am all in on dressing for yoruself and rejecting sexualized clothing (if that’s what’s desired), but ruffles are an abomination, even before considering all the racism.

TurboTax created a problem that TurboTax solves and that’s the sort of gung-ho bootstrappy spirit I want to support!

Fuck that guy and the bathtub he rode in on. But now that California basically doesn't have a Republican party, they should try again.

Can we get Savannah Guthrie to interview the two assailants to get their side of the story? I am certain that economic anxiety led to his and she can paint them as the true victims in this story. Yes people this is what happens when you allow white victimization to become normalized. Find these two and drop them in…

Can we feed Seal PB&J

Well, yes of course everyone loves them. It’s because they’re one of the best food combos on the planet. But, I’m guessing a pb&j will do more damage to an animal like a seal than a person, even if it enjoys it. (She said, while eating three pb&j’s in a row.)

Getting married solely for the purpose of having someone to buy me new shoes is absolutely something in my wheelhouse.

I feel this way a lot of the time and I’m currently serving. I don’t stand when the stadium PA announcer asks veterans and service members to stand and be recognized. Airlines allow active duty service members to board early; no thanks, my ticket says Goup ZZ thanks. The issue isn’t my service (which I’m very proud…

The only thing worse than Veterans would be, like, a blatant racial slur or something.

Washington Bonespur

It should though. Ohhhh it should. 

And camping.

He’s clearly earned the right to say “penis” whenever he wants to.

Do we know if maybe he got a hernia from lifting Shitty at the Deadspin awards?

FWIW there’s a site called Run Pee that tells you when the opportune moments are to leave the theater and whether you have time for a popcorn refill or just a quick pee. It also will tell you whether the movie you’re watching has credits worth staying for — are there cute animations or photos or an actual…

I just threw up in my mouth a lot!

“If we all followed “You Get Two Questions,” the basic and formative rule set by my former colleague Allie Jones some time ago...”