Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

That happens everywhere and quite frequently. Water/Wastewater engineer here. EPA allows for bypasses in rain events as long as they’re documented and not in excess. Not saying that I’d go out and drink a cup or swim in it, but when storm water causes a bypass the sewage is highly diluted at that point.

Also, most…

Now move that philosophy to Antigua and Barbuda. Get in your car and drive...-where- exactly away from Irma?

Because I would rather die than sit in my car for 10 hours with my two toddlers and dog.

Take it from a guy who shared an apartment with a [straight] woman he was into (and I knew how I felt before the group moved in together). Believe me when I say I empathize with you. But there are only two possible moves here: Figure out how to let it go, or move out.

This was a good piece, Beth. Very enjoyable read.

“So, what five things do you do to not quite make ends meet?”

I hope you’re in plumbing so you can be a pump pimp.

I estimate, schedule and coordinate field service technicians for on-site repairs of equipment my company manufactures, so sometimes I joke and say I’m a pimp.

This is my problem. Instead of expecting guests to help your people make a living wage, how about you pay them a living wage? Raise the room rate by $3 a day and give it all to housekeeping and then we won’t have to make up for your shitty business practices.

Someone on my Facebook said that after years of waiting it was a bit of an auntieclimax, which I thought was pretty good.

Winter came but it needs a half hour to rest. It’s not a machine you know.

Que “Winter is coming” jokes in 3....2....1...

“But the main thing is the city didn’t ask us to become a shelter then.”

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Winter is Coming Rendering.

Hey guys! I found one!

Ha, that’s great! Make sure to integrate the Spam story when you sell the movie rights—a little humor to balance the touching Jeep story.

A fun story that didn’t make it into the article:

Opa told my dad, brother and me that the soldier who had given him a ride back in 1945 not only offered chocolate, but also the best Leberwurst (liverwurst) Opa has ever eaten.

It was so good, Opa said, that when he explored the world as a travel agent, he always kept…

Nah, it just thinks it’s worth twice the price because of terroir.