It's always very interesting how men who say they have have become misogynists as a result of rejection never stop to wonder if they may be somewhat at fault (possibly because they are misogynists?)

Ex husband? Is that you?

I don't fear women. The only thing I fear is the IRS...those mofos mean business!

What a horrible error they made! They should be grounded.

Their explanation just doesn't fly if you ask me.

Man, those poor passengers were really Delta bad hand

Or, do what the ever-shrinking middle class does:

I think the point is if you're going to continue to do the whole objectification of women thing at least get them right.

It mostly involves many, many, many, many MANY MANY viewings of Gator as a young girl.

And then out, and then back in again. Then out, then in. Hopefully for at least 10 minutes.

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.

"Taking a shit. xo"

Like that?

Here in Massachusetts, stores are barred by law from opening on Thanksgiving day. (Stores can get individual permits under certain circumstances, but the usual-suspect big-box retailers aren't eligible). That doesn't keep retailers from opening at 12:01 AM on "Friday" though.

As a male of Asian descent, I generally give some leeway regarding racism or cultural ignorance, as a lot of people don't truly know or understand racism and/or haven't been truly exposed to other cultures through means other than the Internet or pop culture. In this case, I have to say that I doubt Katy intended to…

How about picking me up from the bus stop instead?

No, no, Gonzo The Badass is right. Not liking the Muppets is like deliberately cultivating a Hitler mustache. He just can't be trusted.

I have a Muppet WhatNot from Jim Henson's Workshop in NYC, and he smells like felt.

The Muppets will ALWAYS make me happy. I'll be 80 and still yelling "PIGS IN SPAAAAACE!"

ugly women are perceived as competent

I'm surprised there's room on Gawker for the rest of us, seeing how big your sense of superiority is and all.