My spouse went on a tear last year when we were starting to discuss our annual hosting of my family’s Yule potluck dinner. I think it was right after Thanksgiving with his family, so we’d had to eat the same dishes he’s eaten with them every gorram year and detested the idea of people bringing specific dishes simply…

I worked as a community college English tutor for seven years (2008-2015), and I got to see the results of our local high school programs downplaying grammar lessons — I had to do a lot of cleanup and help explain basic grammatical and punctuation concepts to a boatload of students. And then our college decided to do…

My mum had a partial hysterectomy in her 40s, so I wonder if her same medical issues that made it a necessity will crop up for me, too. I get a little excited at the idea of potentially no longer having a uterus (I’m not using it anyway) and thus no more period... but your comment gave me pause.

I’m sorry, but...

Drew, I love you to an unhealthy degree, but don’t you dare lump the latest shenanigans in Lakeland middle school drama in with Tampa. We treat everyone in Pasco County as the dog-humping cousin we don’t want to admit we’re related to. And that’s saying something.

The first time I saw one, it was black and I was left wondering wtf they’d done to that hearse.

Which restaurant did you try it at? Definitely asking for myself.

Cumstain McGee destroyed the topography of that green because he can’t be bothered to walk ~20 feet. The green is now ruined for at least the full day until the groundskeepers can hopefully take a roller along the entire goddamn green to try to even the soil back out.

Props to your vivid imagery and your username.

You’re a goddamn hero. I did a local Beer Mile within the last couple of years and thought I’d die.

Now if only more people would create coupons for silly little things like meat and produce... aka the things I actually buy the most of. :-/ Target’s Cartwheel offerings are hit or miss for me — same with Ibotta.

I talk about most likely doing the rock garden thing if the husband and I ever buy a house with yard space. However, I think he’s skeptical, so I’ve been poking around at greener cover that’s low to zero maintenance because I know absolutely that landscaping duties would fall to me. The big concern with what to choose…

I missed the original post asking for submissions, but I have one: a can of drained tuna and a couple tablespoons of crunchy peanut butter.

Sincerely having a debate with myself on whether or not to share this on my FB. Only one person has actively tried to convert me, but I know enough women (and sadly, it’s always women who are the targets) who sell magic Kool-Aid legging mascara skincare that they might get right fucking pissed.

I’ve tried it because it looks like the new “thing” and I’m still trying hard to be an adult woman who looks vaguely put-together. I am in my mid-30s, though, so if I can’t accomplish that by now, I should probably just resign myself to flipping the double-bird at looking “fashionable.”

Hmm, will have to try it this way. I’m a high-waisted gal, and I’ve tried the front tuck a few times but only managed to look like a frumpy hobo.

The meatiest part of my cheeks is just above my nostrils (and obviously way higher when I smile). I don’t know if that’s normal or not, but it definitely appears high to me if/when I apply blush there.

I guess I’m kind of hitting the upper jawbone? The apples of my cheeks just seem so high up, like they want to horn in on my eyeballs, haha

Oh, he’s not ignoring them. He’s pointedly fucking them.

I’ve started to use a blush stick like this because it’s easier to carry around than a pot and brush: http://www.julep.com/skip-the-brush-blush-stick.html . I just blend with my fingers.