Props to your vivid imagery and your username.

You’re a goddamn hero. I did a local Beer Mile within the last couple of years and thought I’d die.

I adore Agatha Christie novels, oftentimes especially the ones that don’t have her standards of Miss Marple or Poirot as the central characters. I remember reading “The Seven Dials Mystery” and literally dropped my book when she revealed the twist so nonchalantly.

My brother and I rented The Prophecy one day because it looked like it would be terrible (we enjoy subjecting ourselves to awful flicks) but were deeply, pleasantly surprised.

Oh yes, heist flicks are my jam. Except for David Mamet’s “Heist” — it seemed too self-satisfied with all of the twists and double-, triple-, and I swear quadruple-crossings that I couldn’t keep track of any character’s position or motivations anymore.

Listen, you stop with your logic.

Now if only more people would create coupons for silly little things like meat and produce... aka the things I actually buy the most of. :-/ Target’s Cartwheel offerings are hit or miss for me — same with Ibotta.

I’m not generally attracted to women, but daaaaaaamn, Dina Meyer made me feel some feelings.

I talk about most likely doing the rock garden thing if the husband and I ever buy a house with yard space. However, I think he’s skeptical, so I’ve been poking around at greener cover that’s low to zero maintenance because I know absolutely that landscaping duties would fall to me. The big concern with what to choose…

*furiously searches for a copy*

Sneakers is terrific. I love that they delve into the low-fi aspects of hacking like digging through the guy’s trash. Plus, how they deal with the keypad lock!

I have never thought of Purgatory as a full Silkwood for your soul. Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for that entertaining thought.

I missed the original post asking for submissions, but I have one: a can of drained tuna and a couple tablespoons of crunchy peanut butter.

No Kennedy. As there should be.

Sincerely having a debate with myself on whether or not to share this on my FB. Only one person has actively tried to convert me, but I know enough women (and sadly, it’s always women who are the targets) who sell magic Kool-Aid legging mascara skincare that they might get right fucking pissed.

Also starred for “Hulk: The Musical.”

I WILL PAY TOP DOLLAR TO SEE THIS

Thank you! I thought I was going mad for a second.

But still not a ginger.

I’ve tried it because it looks like the new “thing” and I’m still trying hard to be an adult woman who looks vaguely put-together. I am in my mid-30s, though, so if I can’t accomplish that by now, I should probably just resign myself to flipping the double-bird at looking “fashionable.”