LITs will get you schnockered on a budget.

Wait, but if it's such a hot commodity, why is he okay with it getting on my chest, back, or mouth? I can't pop out golden emperor babies from my back like a wet mogwai.

Er, Jimmy. Jimmy was the petulant child.

Oh man, I wanted so badly to make a Smash drinking game.
Anytime someone says Karen is a talent/star/revelation/sparkly pony, one drink. Two if she's not even in the room.
One drink if Karen raises a hand above her head while emotively singing. Do a shot if she raises both.
Drink if there's unexplained extra musical…

But in all seriousness, the actor looks a lot like someone I was once involved with. I have started watching PLL because I enjoy looking at him. I have problems.

Helloooooooooo, nurse!

Seriously. She has such a lovely and infectious smile. At least we got to see that smile a bunch in Party Down.

*under = unsee. Damn autocorrect.

In 'N' Out is Christian?!? Oh gods, I feel so dirty now. I've eaten their delicious, delicious burgers, and now I can't under Christian swingers when thinking of "animal style." shudder

Ohmygods, is that why no store employee at H&M will ever greet me or acknowledge me when I enter their store? I've popped in a couple of times to check out tops or dresses, and literally no employees have said word one to me. I definitely am not a junior. I have hips. And boobs. And, well, not a junior figure.

My husband and I tend to travel separately for various reasons. I'll only check into an establishment when I'm out of town as a little casual way to let him know that I'm safe and alive but still enjoying myself. Otherwise, when I'm home, hell no.

All brothers. And I liberally slut it up with my godless, heathen ways. My den of sin is on very desirable waterfront property — on the Lake of Fire.

I won't lie — I completely obliterated a savings account doing this. Thanks, random aunts and uncles, for those occasional $25 holiday/birthday checks over the years!

I've had several, but I guess the first and ultimate moment that helped spawn the others happened six years ago.