But what if I told you that the wasabi-cornmeal-Pixy-Stix chutney was included with that, Alton Bro'n?

I frequently wonder how much Prozac is administered to people who medicate as a way of avoiding being labeled as "negative." You know, the whole bright-sided effect as described by Barbara Ehrenreich. It's easier to pop a pill than admit that you don't like how you feel, or how the world is going.

They did not go about their jobs gallantly. They were basically goofuses.

I legit have a fake account for Jessica Fletcher, the writer for Murder, She Wrote. It started out just being a joke for a few friends where I got to joke about how much sex she actually gets on the show but she got an insane amount of followers.

1. Is Lena Dunham literally wearing a paper bag???? Hate the outfit, but cute picture regardless.

2. I scrolled down and Grover scared the shit out of me. Monster At The End Of This Post.

So, please tell me that Im not the only one that thought this was about Cory Booker Running a D&D game...

The whole point of this article is that she is an unlicensed, untrained (her words) person giving out abortion pills to people because there is a desperate need for such a thing. I'm not fine with the fact that she has to exist, but I am fine with the fact that she, most likely not medically trained in any way, is…

If your partner tries to cut you off from contacting your friends, that is a big red flag and probably an abusive relationship. There are some bad people out there who try to disguise abuse as BDSM.

"Cher tweet or Horse ebooks?"

I'm sorry but shouldn't these women have other stuff going on in their lives? Yes, I get alumni networking events and that type of thing, I'm in a client based business. In my civilian opinion that's like graduating high school and caring about the student council elections. I feel like these women are driving to…

Ugh. I have a friend who is Kenyan-American, who now holds her PhD and teaches, BUT...she received a scholarship to attend Auburn University for her PhD, and the first day in a class that she was co-teaching, the white male co-teacher told her that she couldn't leave her backpack at the front of HIS class, and that…

I need to thank your friend for my new handle on everything, which is GroundControl2MajorChrist.

Quinoa and organic green salads with all the trendy culinary terms of the moment: anything reduced is good, the word "baby" to describe an otherwise common vegetable is also good. Add some foreign words (frittata, polenta, chapati) and there you have it: stereotypical white food. Could be a new cookbook. The follow up…

Looks like a a PIT maneuver. Sometimes training just kicks in.

It makes a big difference. Makes it taste beerier!

At the Grand Canyon.

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